Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (In a Good…

Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (In a Good Way)

Dad Jokes about Mountaineering

• Why did the mountaineer bring extra socks?
  In case he lost his footing!

• Why did the couple break up while climbing Mount Everest?
  Because their relationship was on thin ice!

Bussin’ Jokes

• Bussin’
  I guess you could say that climbing Mount Everest is pretty “bussin'”!

Puns

• Bronchioles
  Why did the bronchiole get a cold?
  Because it was taking in too much air!

• November 11th
  What do you call the day after Remembrance Day?
  Eleventh-tweenth!

Knock-Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Mountaineer.
  Mountaineer who?
  Mountaineer my luggage up this mountain, it’s too heavy!

Bussin’ Jokes (Part 2)

• Bussin’ Mountain
  What do you call Mount Everest when it’s really crowded?
  Mount Bussin’!

Mountaineering in Politics

• Hillary Clinton and Mount Everest
  Hillary Clinton once said, “Climbing Mount Everest is like running for president. You have to be willing to risk everything and keep putting one foot in front of the other.”

A Random Joke

• Why did the skeleton go to the party?
  To bone-dance!

Dad Joke about Dad Jokes

• Bad Dad Jokes
  Why are dad jokes so bad?
  Because they’re peak humor!