Dad Jokes: Groan-Inducing Gems for the Uterus and Beyond
You’ve heard of the uterus, but have you heard of the euterus? It’s a uterus with a good sense of humor!
Speaking of brats, what do you call a naughty uterus? An uterbrat!
Mars is so red, it’s almost de-cember.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Uterus.
Uterus who?
You uterus be kiddin’ me!
What do you call a bratty uterus? A little pest-erone!
In politics, a uterus can be very persuasive. If it doesn’t get its way, it’ll throw a tantrum and make everyone cry!
Bonus Joke:
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Expansive Summary:
These groan-inducing dad jokes cover various topics, from the uterus and its anatomy to the wonders of astronomy and the nuances of political discourse. While some jokes may elicit an eye roll, others will undoubtedly leave you in stitches. From the euterus to the uterbrat, and from Mars to December 1st, these jokes showcase the uncanny ability of dads to find humor in the most unexpected places. So next time you need a chuckle, remember these gems and embrace the glory of dad jokes!
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