Dad Jokes and Space Gates: Laughter Through the Stargate
Stargate Atlantis Jokes
- What do you call a Stargate that’s always broken? A “Stargate: Useless.”
- Why couldn’t the Ancients make a stable wormhole? Because they were too caught up on the “dial-up” speed.
- How do you make a Stargate joke? You “activate” your humor and “engage” the punchline!
“Catch You on the Flip Side” Jokes
- What did the Stargate say to the other side? “Catch you on the flip side!”
- Why did the Atlantis team use a trampoline? To “catch you on the flip side!” (Get it?)
Punny Jokes
- What do you call a large intestine with a mind of its own? A “rebellious colon!”
- What holiday should you celebrate on December 12th? “Dough-cember 12th!” (Get it? Dough-nut.)
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Stargate.
- Stargate who?
- Stargate right through these jokes!
“Catch You on the Flip Side” Anecdote
In a heated political debate, one senator claimed the other was “out of this world.” The senator quickly retorted, “Not the Stargate kind, I hope. I’d rather be ‘caught on the flip side’ than stuck there!”
Random Joke
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- What do you call a joke that’s terrible but still makes you laugh? A “dad joke”!
Expansive Summary
From the Atlantis expedition’s misadventures to the hilarious consequences of Stargate travel, these jokes poke fun at the iconic science fiction series. With puns, knock-knocks, and even political humor, this collection will leave you “dialing” for a good laugh. Whether you’re an Atlantis enthusiast or simply appreciate the art of the dad joke, these space-themed quips will make your day “out of this world.”
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