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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Making People Groan and Laugh
Automobiles: The Dad Joke Paradise
- Why did the car get a speeding ticket? Because it was going too fast and furious!
- What do you call a car that’s always thirsty? A sip-mobile!
Punishments and Dad Jokes: A Match Made in Heaven
- What’s the difference between December 12th and Ganymede? One’s the twelfth of December, and the other is a moon orbiting Jupiter that’s bigger than Mercury!
Knock, Knock… Who’s There?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cars.
- Cars who?
- Cars that are totally awesome!
SIP happens: Jokes that make you go “hmph”
- Why did the juice box get on the bus? It wanted to go for a sip!
Politicians in Cars: A Dad Joke Tale
Once upon a time, a politician was driving his car when he realized he had a flat tire. He called his staff for help, but they told him to just “kick it.” The politician did as he was told, and the tire magically inflated itself! Impressed, the politician asked the staff how they knew that would work. “Well, sir,” they replied, “we figured a spare… tire would do the trick!”
Random Riddle: Exercise those noggins!
I have eyes, but I can’t see. I have a mouth, but I can’t speak. What am I?
(Answer: A potato)
Bonus Dad Joke: The Joke about the Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re groan-worthy!