Let’s Hop into Some Frog-tastic and Digging-ly Hilarious Dad Jokes
Frog-gy Dad Jokes:
- Why did the frog get arrested? Because he croaked the law!
- What do you call a frog that digs holes? A hop-a-long undertaker!
Digging-Related Pun:
- What did the shovel say to the hole? Dig me!
Frog Knock-Knock Joke:
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Frog.
- Frog who?
- Frog-et about it!
Digging Dad Joke:
- Why did the farmer bury his money in the ground? Because he wanted to dig it later!
Froggy Political Anecdote:
Years ago, a frog ran for president. He promised voters he would “jump-start the economy” and “tackle tough issues with a leap of faith.” But sadly, he lost the election. Why? Because no one believed he could really “toad-ally fix” the country!
Random Joke:
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
Riddle:
- What can jump up a chimney down? A lazy frog!
Dad Joke Bonanza:
These dad jokes may not be the best, but at least they’ll give you a ribbit-ing good time!
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