Callin’ All Dad Joke Lovers!
Tired of the same ol’ boring jokes? Get ready to laugh out loud with these rib-tickling dad jokes.
Tricycle Troubles
Why did the tricycle get a speeding ticket?
* Because it went downhill too fast!
What do you call a tricycle that’s always breaking down?
* A “bussin’ bike!”
Mercury or Christmas
What do you call the planet that’s always cold?
* “Mercury-ous!”
What do you call Christmas when it’s too hot?
* “Sweltery!”
Tricycle Knock-Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tricycle.
Tricycle who?
Tricycle me off to a good joke!
Bussin’ Buddy
Why did the bus get full of nachos?
* Because it was a “bussin’ bus!”
Political Punchline
Did you hear about the politician on a tricycle?
He was always spinning his wheels!
Random Riddler
What goes up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?
* An umbrella
Ultimate Dad Joke
Why did the dad tell so many dad jokes?
* Because he didn’t have any real jokes!
Expansive Summary
From tricycles to Mercury, Christmas to politics, these dad jokes cover a wide range of topics, guaranteed to entertain even the most skeptical audience. So, whether you’re a seasoned dad joke connoisseur or just looking for a good laugh, these jokes will have you busting your gut in no time.
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