Dad Jokes: The Solo Polyamory Edition Solo Polyamory Dad Jokes…

Dad Jokes: The Solo Polyamory Edition

Solo Polyamory Dad Jokes

• Why did the solo polyamorist cross the road?

  • To see all their partners on the other side.

• What do you call a solo polyamorist who’s always on the go?

  • A nomad in love.

Basic Dad Jokes

• Why did the solo polyamorist get lost in the forest?

  • Because they couldn’t find their way out of a throuple.

• What’s the difference between a solo polyamorist and a regular polyamorist?

  • Solo polyamorists have less partners, but they’re always the most important one.

Punny Dad Jokes

• Why did the solo polyamorist get fired from their job?

  • Because they were too brain-dazed and confused by December 15th.

• What do you call a solo polyamorist who loves to play with their socks?

  • A footloose and fancy-free polyamory enthusiast.

Knock-Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Poly.
  • Poly who?
  • Poly solo, but I’m not lonely!

Random Joke

• What do you call a fish with no eyes?
  • Fsh!