Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Grin
Tethys: The Ancient Ocean
Why did Tethys get lost?
Because she couldn’t find her wave-length!
Why did Tethys get arrested?
Because she was caught in a Bogus situation!
Puns and Puns
What do you call a salivary gland that’s always in trouble?
A spit-fire!
What do you call December 28th?
28-wait-for-it!
Knock, Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tethys.
Tethys who?
Tethys the way some of these jokes are terrible!
Political Punchlines
Why did Tethys run for president?
Because she wanted to make waves!
Bogus Shenanigans
Why did Bogus get kicked out of the library?
Because he was making too much noise!
Random Laughs
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Synthesis
From the ocean’s depths to political podiums, these dad jokes about Tethys, Bogus, and more are sure to elicit groans, laughter, and a touch of snark. Whether you’re a seasoned dad joke aficionado or a newcomer to the realm of puns, this collection has something for everyone who appreciates the art of bad humor. So next time you’re looking for a chuckle, dive into these jokes and prepare to be entertained by their cringe-worthy brilliance.