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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Cringe (and Laugh)
Canyoning Conundrums
- Why did the canyoneer bring a flashlight? “In case it gets dark!”
- Why did the canyoneer cross the bratwurst? “To get to the other side of the barbecue.”
Tear-Jerking Puns
- What do you call sad tears coming out of your ducts? “Tear ducts.”
- Why did the veteran cry on November 11th? “Because it was an armistice day.”
Knock Knock, Canyoneer
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canyons.
Canyons who?
Canyons be serious for a second?
Bratty Jokes
- What do you call a kid who loves Bratwursts? “A brat.”
Canyons in Politics
A politician was accused of being a canyoneer. He denied the allegations, saying, “I only went canyoning once, and I didn’t even get wet.”
Random Riddler
What has a neck without a head, arms without hands, and a body without legs?
* A shirt
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad? “Because they’re made for kids with no sense of humor!”