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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the “Busted”
Baked Goods Bonanza
- What do you call bread that’s baked in a spaceship? Crustronaut!
- I’ve got a muffin you can’t resist. It’s so delicious, it’s bussin’!
Bussin’ Bound
- What do you call a rapper who’s a baker? Bussin’ Brown!
- Why was the muffin so sad? Because it was feeling crumbed!
Tongue-Tied Time
- What do you call a tongue on December 5th? A Santa Clause!
Knock-Knock, Dough
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dough.
- Dough who?
- Dough si dough!
Baked Anecdote
Did you hear about the politician who ran on a pro-cookie platform? He promised to bake the country great again!
Random Riddler
What has two hands but can’t clap? A clock.
Dad Joke Epilogue
These dad jokes may not be the most refined, but they’re just the kind of thing that makes dads everywhere groan and smile. From baked goods to bussin’ and everything in between, these jokes embrace the silliness and absurdity that makes dad jokes so endearingly bad.