Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Howling
Animal Rescue Worker Jokes
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Why did the animal rescue worker eat the whole pizza?
Because he wanted to save a slice for later! -
What do you call an animal rescue worker who can do backflips?
Catch you on the flip side!
Oil Gland Puns
- Why did the oil gland get so much attention?
Because it was a major oil attraction!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Animal rescue worker.
Animal rescue worker who?
Animal rescue worker here to save the day!
Catch You on the Flip Side Dad Jokes
- What do you call a dolphin that flips coins?
A currency flipper!
Animal Rescue Worker Anecdote
A politician decided to visit an animal shelter to gain some votes. As he walked through the kennels, he noticed a dog that was wagging its tail furiously.
“Wow, look at that dog!” the politician exclaimed. “It’s so happy to see me!”
The animal rescue worker smiled and replied, “No, it’s just happy to see someone other than you!”
Random Riddle
What has a trunk, but can’t walk?
…An elephant!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re a groan zone!