Dad Jokes That Will Make You Go, “Aw, That’s a Bad Pun!” Dad Jokes About Lakes Why did the lake get arrested? Because it was caught stealing sand! What do you call a lake that’s always full of hippos? A hippo lake-torium! Dad Jokes About Lakes (Animal Puns) Why did the fish get lost in […]
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Prepare Yourself for Some Laughable Dad Jokes The Bra-vo Puns…
Prepare Yourself for Some Laughable Dad Jokes The Bra-vo Puns of Lingerie Why did the man buy his wife lingerie? Because he wanted to see her in a bra-vo performance! What do you call a bra that’s always hungry? A roar-bra! Hair-Raising Holiday Humor What do you call a hair follicle on December 21st? A […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: Monkeying Around Howler Monkey Jokes Why did the howler monkey get a microphone? Because he wanted to make some noise! What do you call a howler monkey that’s always late? A slow-ler monkey! Animal Puns What do you call a fish that’s always in trouble? A bass-ket case! Umbilicus and December 16th […]
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Dad Jokes: The Sheik Edition What do you call a religious scholar who’s always getting lost? A Sheik in the woods. What do you call a religious scholar who loves animal puns? A pun-dit. Why did the Earth stop in its orbit on December 11th? Because it was December eleventh. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sheikh. […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: A Hilarious Guide to State Senators and More State Senator Jokes Why did the state senator get lost in the forest? Because he didn’t read the leaf-let! Why did the state senator become a vegetarian? Because he didn’t want to be a meathead! Animal-Puns-Related State Senator Jokes Why did the state senator […]
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Dad Jokes: A Punchline Extravaganza Tai Chi Theatrics What do you get when you combine Tai chi and a hippo? Tai chipmunk! Why did the Tai chi instructor give up animal puns? Because they got “lion-tired” of them! Dione-ing and December Delights Did you hear what month hates the most? December, because it’s not November! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Diplomat’s Secret Weapon Diplomats are known for their diplomacy and negotiation skills. But did you know they also have a secret weapon: dad jokes? Diplomat’s Got Jokes Diplomat: “What’s the difference between a diplomat and a politician?” Answer: “A diplomat tells polite lies, while a politician tells impolite truths.” Diplomat: “Why did […]
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Dad Jokes: A Council of Cringe Are you ready for some knee-slapping dad jokes that will make you cringe and roll your eyes? Well, buckle up, because the City Council is in session, and they’re about to unleash a barrage of groan-worthy puns. City Council Member Animal Puns Why did the City Council member cross […]
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Get Your Punny Puns Ready: Dad Jokes Galore! County Sheriff Puns What do you call a sheriff who’s always chasing after criminals? The county’s “purr”suer! What do you get when you cross a sheriff and a possum? A “deputy-coon”! Animal Puns What do you call a sheriff who loves to arrest squirrels? A nut-buster! What […]
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Dad Jokes for the Eco-Conscious Sustainable Cuisine: The Pun-derful Flavors of Green Eating Why is sustainable cuisine so popular? Because it’s the future of our planet! What do you call an animal that eats only plant-based food? A vegetarian! Pun-derful Puns for Animal Puns What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy […]
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Dad’s Delight: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Dad Joke for Fantasists Why don’t fantasists trust stairs? Because they’re always taking the elevator. Dad Joke with Animal Puns What do you call a fantasy creature with two heads and four legs? A seahorse with a centaur’s imagination. Titan or November 7th Pun What do […]
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Pandamonium with Dad Jokes! Religious Orders: Pun-ishment Served What do you call a monk who’s always broke? A friar-less. Why did the nun go to the zoo? To see the holy cow. Mars vs. November: Cosmic Puns What did Mars say to November 2nd? Hurry up, it’s my turn! Knock-Knock, Who’s There? Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Almost Good Peacekeeper Puns * Why did Peacekeeper get arrested? For jaywalking across the demilitarized zone. What do you call Peacekeeper’s favorite animal? A peace cow. Oily Puns * What do you call an oil gland that’s always getting into trouble? A greaseball. Why did the October 28th party go […]
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Dadly Dad Jokes: A Comprehensive Collection Dione: A Stellar Spectacle of Puns Why did Dione get lost in space? Because it didn’t have an orbit. What do you call Dione when it’s covered in fur? A moon-a-bear! Puns-a-palooza Why did the Umbilicus get a job as a construction worker? Because it was navel-qualified. What do […]
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