Bones near Uranus Found it! Bones in Uranus Amidst the roar of the crowd at a campaign rally, the politician proclaimed, “My fellow citizens, I vow to fortify our nation’s very foundation – your bones!” A skeptical voice from the throng rose, questioning the significance of his pledge. Undeterred, the politician retorted with a force […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Boomerific EM-T-cellent…
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Boomerific EM-T-cellent Jokes Why did the EMT call the ambulance? Because he needed a second opinion! What do you call an EMT who’s always complaining? A boo-boo-mer! Punny Little Jokes What do you call a small intestine that’s always getting into trouble? A bowel movement. Why did […]
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Dad Jokes: The Canine Cure for Cynophobia If you’re afraid of dogs, don’t worry – just do a little “pup” culture to cure your fears! Here are some “paws”itively hilarious dad jokes that will have you howling with laughter: Cynophobia Corner: Why did the dog with no legs cross the road? To get to the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Source of Groan-Worthy Laughter Pedaling Puns How do cyclists say hello? They wave their handlebars! Why are cyclists so good at balancing? Because they have two wheels to stand on! Boomer Bromance What do you call a group of boomers on bikes? A peloton of old fogies! Celestial Shenanigans What do […]
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Yo, Check Out These Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (Or Snort) Indie Dad Jokes Why did Indie get lost? Because she kept listening to “Maps” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs! What do you call a Boomer who loves Indie music? A “Hip-ster”. December Dad Jokes What do you call a Nereid who’s always late? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection for Groan-Worthy Laughs Police Officer Punchlines Why did the police officer wear sunglasses? Because he was looking for a shady character! What do you call a police officer who’s always getting into trouble? A copperhead! Boomer-Centric Patrol Why are Boomer police officers always getting lost? Because they’ve forgotten their maps! […]
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Quilting Conundrums and Boomer Blunders: A Dad Joke Bonanza Quilting Quandaries Why did the quilter keep stubbing her toes? Because she was always tripping over her thread! What do you call a quilter who loves to party? A thread-head on the go! Boomer Quilting Conundrums Why are Boomers such slow quilters? Because they take a […]
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Dad Jokes: A Magnum Opus of Amusing Dad Quips Dad Jokes on Gun Control Why did the gun control advocate get a firearm? Because he heard it was under attack! What do you call a boomer who thinks gun control is unconstitutional? A Constitutional Arm-ory! Triton Pun and November 25th Joke Why was Triton lost […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Fire! Firefighter Dad Jokes Q: What do you call a firefighter who’s always on the go? A: A fire jumper! Q: Why are firefighters so good at telling jokes? A: Because they know how to put out the flames! Dad Jokes for Baby Boomers Q: Why did the old firefighter […]
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Dad Jokes: A Community Affair Community Roles Why did the teacher send the student to the corner? Because he was acting too square! What did the doctor say to the patient who wouldn’t pay his bill? “You’re taking up my time, so I’m going to have to charge you more!” Boomers What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes That Only Cantor Lovers Will Get Cantor Jokes Why did Cantor cross the road? To get to the Cantor set on the other side! What do you call a Cantor set that’s always on the go? A Cantor function! Cantor Jokes for Boomers What do you call a Cantor set that’s been around […]
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Dad Jokes to Buoy Your Spirits Navy Dad Jokes Why did the sailor avoid swimming in the Dead Sea? Because he didn’t want to float away! Boomers and the Navy Why did the Navy replace its boomer submarines? Because they wanted boomers who could shoot back! Proteus and November 4th What do you get when […]
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Prepare for a Laughter Outbreak: Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan, Laugh, and Cringe Androphobia: Fear of Men Why are men so scared of spiders? Because they have eight legs and a hairy back. How do you cure a boomer who’s afraid of men? Give them a pension. Callisto or October 31st What do […]
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Dad Jokes: Dining Delights and Boomer Banter Casual Dining Classics Why did the chicken cross the restaurant? – To get to the other side of the egg-cellent casual dining! Why did the boomer walk out of the casual dining restaurant? – Because he couldn’t handle the “early bird special.” Pun-believable Delicacies What’s the difference between […]
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Dad Jokes: The BSD Edition Groan-Inducing BSD Jokes “Why did the BSD kernel cross the road? To get to the other /dev/side.” “What do you call a BSD user who doesn’t know how to compile? A Linux convert-ee!” Boomer-ific BSD Jokes “Why are BSD Boomers so nostalgic? Because they remember when Unix was cool!” “What’s […]
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