Behold the Hilarious Dad Joke Extravaganza Mysophobia: Fear of Germs What do you call a germophobe who’s afraid of cars? A roadblock! Europa or December 26th Pun Why was Europa so cold on December 26th? Because it was the day after Christmas! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mysophobia. Mysophobia who? I’m a germophobe, and […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Buckle Up for the Esophagus Express! Esophagus…
Dad Joke Extravaganza: Buckle Up for the Esophagus Express! Esophagus Jokes That Will Leave You Gasping for Breath What do you call an esophagus with a runny nose? A hiccup! What do you call an esophagus that drives a car? An esophageal drive-through! Esophagus-Themed Car and Road Jokes Why did the esophagus get a speeding […]
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Feeling the Dad Vibes: Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes Offbeat Relationships Why did the hipster couple get married? Because they found each other “underground.” What do you call a couple who drives a car but isn’t married? A parallel relationship. Pun-tastic Holidays and Anatomy Why did the lungs get so excited for December 16th? Because it was […]
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Knock Yer Socks Off Dad Jokes for Sci-Fi Geeks and Punsters Puns with a Stargate Twist What do you call an alien with a bad attitude? A Stargate grouch. What do you get when you combine a car and Stargate Atlantis? A driven Wraith. Groan-Worthy Alveoli and December 11th Puns What do you call tiny […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Bend Over Backwards for Love Jokes Why did the gymnast break up with her boyfriend? Because he couldn’t bend over backwards enough for her! What do you call a couple that’s always fighting over the remote? A road rage relationship! Car and Road Jokes How do you fix a […]
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Dad Jokes: From a Monkey’s Perspective Tell me a Dad Joke about Patas monkey What do you call a Patas monkey who’s always getting into trouble? A patas-tic delinquent! Add another Dad Joke about Patas monkey related to Car and Road Jokes Why did the Patas monkey get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Humorous Odyssey into the Realm of Marital Fears Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why did the gamophobic refuse to get married? Because they were afraid of having a “ball and chain.” How does a car-obsessed gamophobic get to the altar? With transmission fluid. Nail-biting Puns What do you call a nail polish […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl With Laughter Ice Cold Jokes About Alaskan Malamutes Why did the Alaskan Malamute get lost on his morning walk? Because he took the wrong paw-th! What do you call an Alaskan Malamute that’s always in a hurry? A road husker! Punny Glands and November Surprises Why does the […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (But Secretly Enjoy) Android Jokes Why did the Android cross the road? To get to the Google Store! What do you call an Android in a car? A GPS-sistant. Car and Road Jokes What do you call a car with no doors? A convertible, even in the rain. Why […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Go “Ugh” Ketchup Jokes Tell me a Dad Joke about Ketchup: Why did the ketchup get arrested? For being a condiment! Another Dad Joke about Ketchup related to Car and Road Jokes: Why did the ketchup truck go off the road? Because it couldn’t turn its tailgate! Pun Jokes Add […]
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Dad Jokes: Defying Logic, Sparking Laughter Ganymede Goofs Why does Ganymede have so many craters? Because it’s the moon with the most moon-shine! What do you call a Ganymede that won’t stop driving? A roamin’ Roman! Trachea Trivia or November 6th Nonsense What do you call a trachea that loves to sing? A whistle-blower! Why […]
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Don’t Float Away with These Buoy-tiful Dad Jokes! Boating Jokes How do boats say “hello”? They wave! Why did the boat get a speeding ticket? Because it was going overboard! Boating and Car Jokes What do you call a boat that can’t sink? A sub-marine sandwich! Why don’t sailboats drive on roads? They get seasick! […]
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Glory Hole Guffaws and Other Dad Joke Delights Glory Hole Groaners What do you call a glory hole in the woods? A beaver’s secret stash! Why did the driver park his car in a glory hole? Because it needed some muffler love! Venus and Punny October Why was Venus jealous of October 28th? Because Venus […]
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Dad Jokes: Android and Beyond! Android Jokes Why did the Android cross the road? To get to the other app! What do you call an Android with a broken screen? A crackedroid! Android Car Jokes Why did the Android get pulled over? Because it was texting and driving! What’s an Android’s favorite type of road? […]
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