Sustainable cuisine in Brain Sustainable cuisine, Cheugy, and more TL;DR: Dad Joke Delights Get ready to chuckle and cringe as we bring you the cheesiest, funniest dad jokes that’ll make you groan but laugh anyway. Like this gem: “Why did the politician lose the election? Because his slogan was ‘Vote for me, and I’ll make […]
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Dad Jokes: Ribbiting Fun and Cheugy Chuckles for Junior Humorists…
Dad Jokes: Ribbiting Fun and Cheugy Chuckles for Junior Humorists Frogtastic Dad Jokes Why don’t frogs wear pants? Because they don’t have any pockets to carry their tadpoles! What do you call a frog in a raincoat? A croak-a-dile! What’s cheugy about frogs? Their hopping style is so last season! Pun-derful Play on Words What […]
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Dad Jokes: Sculpting and Shenanigans You’re probably wondering why I had to marble all the way to the store to get some candy. It’s because I ran out of granite! Oh, you don’t get it? It’s a “rock” solid joke. Cheugy Dad Joke: I’m so old, I remember when sculpting was called “chiseling rock.” Kids […]
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Dad Jokes: The Poultry Edition and Beyond Dad Joke about Poultry: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other fry-day! Cheugy Poultry Dad Joke: What’s the cheugiest way for a turkey to say “gobble”? “Basic.” Lung/December 14th Pun: What do lungs and December 14th have in common? They’re both full of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Belly Laugh Bonanza Salt-tastic Jokes: Why was the salt so salty? Because it got into a huge argument with pepper! What do you call a salt that’s out of fashion? Cheugy salt! Eye-Rolling Pun: What do you call December 10th? Eye-sight! Salty Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Salt. Salt who? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Laughing Gas for the Uncool French, Fries, and Fromage Why was the French chef feeling down? Because he had too many soufflés! What do you call a French person who’s always tardy? A French fry! Venus and Cheugy What do you call Venus when she’s being nostalgic for the 2000s? Cheugy-nus! Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: The Bench Edition Supreme Court Justices: Holder of the Highest Jokes Heard about the Supreme Court Justice who lost his gavel? He had to adjourn because he couldn’t judge! Did you hear about the Cheugy Supreme Court Justice? He still tapes law school lectures to his Walkman. Stomach/November 30th Punny Why did the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Cheugy Friend Jokes What do you call Monica when she’s in the kitchen making coffee? Pour-key Geller! What’s Chandler Bing’s favorite office supply? A stapler, because it binds! Cheugy Friend Jokes Why did Chandler Bing get fired from the coffee shop? Because he could never keep up […]
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Snow-tastic Dad Jokes That Will Melt Your Heart (or Make You Cringe) Snowboarding Dad Jokes What do you call a snowboarder who’s always falling? A slide-ways loser! Why did the snowboarder go to the beach? To practice their “air guitar!” Cheugy Snowboarding Dad Joke What do you call a snowboarder who’s still using an old-school […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (In a Good Way) Paramedic Dad Jokes What do you call a paramedic who’s always lost? A first responder who’s never been there. What do you call a paramedic who’s really into the latest trends? A cheugy-medic. Pun-derful Dad Jokes What do you call someone who works at […]
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Dad Jokes for the Coast Guard (and Beyond!) Coast Guard Jokes What do you call a Coast Guard officer who’s lost their boat? A shore loser! Why did the Coast Guard ship turn around? Because it reached its stern! Cheugy Coast Guard Joke Why is the Coast Guard considered cheugy? Because they’re always on the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Supreme Court Edition Justice Puns What do you call a Supreme Court Justice who can’t drive? A “curb jester.” Why did the Supreme Court Justice cross the road? To get to the other “constitutional side.” Cheugy Quips What’s the cheugiest thing a Supreme Court Justice could say? “OMG, I’m obsessed with avocado […]
read moreKnock, Knock, Who’s There? Not Scary Hey there, joke-seekers! It’s…
Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Not Scary Hey there, joke-seekers! It’s time to get your funny bone tickled with some not-so-bad dad jokes about horror. Horror Dad Joke What do you call a zombie who’s always complaining? A moaning myrtle! Cheugy Horror Joke Why are cheugy vampires so uncool? Because they’re always hanging out in coffins […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Canine Lovers and Beyond Golden Retrievers: The Source of Infinite Puns Why did the Golden Retriever get lost? Because he didn’t have his lab guide! What do you call a Golden Retriever who’s always out of style? Cheugy-brador! Skin-Tastic Puns What do you call a person with no skin? […]
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Dad Jokes: Cornering the Market on Dry Humor Galatea Gaffes Why did Galatea cross the road? To rock the statue of limitation. What do you call Galatea when she’s out of style? Cheugy-tea. Punny Puns What do you call a gallbladder with a bad attitude? A bitter gall. Why is October 22nd the cheugiest day […]
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