Why Donald Trump in Esophagus? Donald Trump, DEI, and more Q: What’s Donald Trump’s favorite joke? A: Why did he cross the road? To prove he’s the best negotiator in the world. Q: What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a good listener? A: A good listener waits until you’re finished talking before interrupting. Q: […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Monkey Business and More Colobus Monkey:…
Dad Jokes for Days: Monkey Business and More Colobus Monkey: A Tail of Bad Jokes What do you call a Colobus monkey that’s always late? A procrastinating primate! Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion: The Colobus Way Why is DEI important for Colobus monkeys? Because they need to have a tailorshop to accommodate all their different tail […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cluckiest, Punniest Collection Chicken Nuggets: The Chew-tiful Comedians What do you call a chicken nugget that’s been in the freezer for too long? A “frost-bitten breast.” And for our DEI-conscious audience: Why did the chicken nugget join the diversity committee? Because it wanted to “nuggetify” the menu. Bones and Holiday Pun-derfulness What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Setting the Mood (or Tanking It) Igniting the Ambiance Why did the single dad put duct tape on the thermostat? To set the mood! How does DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) relate to setting the mood? By embracing the “atmosphere” of diversity! Muscular and December Delights What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes to Dilate Your Capillaries Capillary Jokes Why did the capillary get in trouble? Because it was carrying too much blood! What do you call a capillary that joins a diversity and inclusion initiative? A DEI-vessel! Bladder/December 9th Pun What do you call a bladder that’s full on December 9th? An I-need-to-pee day! Capillary […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Knees Weak Sunday School Shenanigans Joke 1: What did the Sunday school teacher say to the loud student? “Pipe down!” Joke 2 (DEI-related): Why was the Sunday school teacher fired? Because he couldn’t keep the peace! PUN-derful Time Joke: What do you call a person who hates “I-O”? A […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Catastrophic Collection for Disaster Relief and DEI Dad Jokes about Disaster Relief Workers Why did the disaster relief worker cross the road? To help others get unstuck. What do you call a disaster relief worker who always gets the job done? The fixer-upper. Dad Jokes about Disaster Relief and DEI Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pituitary Gland Edition Pituitary Jokes Why did the pituitary gland get lost? Because it couldn’t find its head. What do you call a pituitary gland that’s always stuck at the back of the line? A procrastin-uitary gland. Pituitary Gland and DEI How does the pituitary gland promote DEI? By ensuring that everyone […]
read moreYour Funny Bone will Be Sore: A Dad Joke Bonanza…
Your Funny Bone will Be Sore: A Dad Joke Bonanza Bull Terrier Dad Joke Bonanza: Why did the Bull Terrier cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken! What do you call a Bull Terrier who promotes diversity and inclusion? A “Barktivist.” Puns Galore: What do you call a broken down Bull Terrier? A bladdered […]
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Dad’s Stellar Jokes: A Cosmic Collection of Puns and Groaners Stargazing Shenanigans Why did the astronaut start stargazing? He wanted to see his satellite TV! What do you call a group of stars that are promoting diversity and inclusion? A stellar cast! Cosmic Puns Why was Kerberos a great guard dog? Because he’s the guardian […]
read morePrepare Yourself for a Shower of Dad Jokes Ablutophobia: The…
Prepare Yourself for a Shower of Dad Jokes Ablutophobia: The Fear of Bathing Why did the ablutophobe refuse to go under the shower? Because they were afraid to get a wash-out! What did the DEI officer say to the ablutophobe? “Diversity, Equity, and In-shower-tion!” Sweat Glands and November 9th Why do sweat glands get excited […]
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Dad Jokes to Make Your Stomach Ache Mediterranean Madness Why is the Mediterranean Sea so bad at hide-and-seek? Because it’s always there in plain sight! DEI and the Mediterranean What do you call a DEI consultant on a Mediterranean cruise? A diversity skipper! Tethys or Not Tethys What did the ancient ocean say to November […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Kidney Stones Hobbies Why did the painter get arrested? He was caught drawing attention to himself! Why is a stamp collector obsessed with DEI? Because they love diversity in their collection! Puns What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A pain in the […]
read morePaw-some Dad Jokes That Will Make You Tail-Wag with Laughter…
Paw-some Dad Jokes That Will Make You Tail-Wag with Laughter Doberman Pinscher Delight Why are Doberman Pinschers such good watchdogs? Because they’re always on the “paw-trol.” What do you call a Doberman Pinscher that’s been to a DEI training? “Inclusive-iberian.” Gumming the Pun What do you call a gumdrop that’s always in trouble? A delinquent […]
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Saturn-ly Spectacular Dad Jokes Spacey Saturn Shenanigans Q: What did Saturn say to his belt? A: I’m wearing my pants around the universe! DEI-lightful Saturn Q: Why is Saturn a champion of DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion)? A: Because it has rings that represent people of all shapes and sizes! October-ly Puns Q: Why are […]
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