Dad’s Delectable Delights: A Smorgasbord of Culinary Puns and Quips Classic Cuisine Dad Jokes: What do you get when you cross a chef with a time traveler? A Renaissance pasta! How did the astronaut find his way in the culinary world? He went “far out” and fetched the moon-shine! Far Out Culinary Quips: What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyeballs… Or…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyeballs… Or Groan (in a Good Way) Gerascophobia: The Fear of Growing Old Why are people with gerascophobia always in a hurry to get to the gym? Because they don’t want to be caught dead on the treadmill! What do you call a person with gerascophobia who’s […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Cartilage Jokes Why can’t cartilage play hide-and-seek? Because it’s transparent! What’s a cartilage astronaut’s favorite destination? The Milky Way! Funny Anecdote During a political debate, one candidate accused the other of being “completely out of touch.” The other candidate retorted, “What? I’m as in touch as […]
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Dad Jokes: The Holy Grail of Groan-worthy Humor Section 1: Helper Jokes Helper Related to Helper: What do you call a Helper who’s always getting lost? A space cadet. Helper Related to Far Out: Why did the Helper go to the Moon? To find the far-out cheese. Section 2: Pun Jokes Tonsils: What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cosmic Adventure Technology Why did the computer get a cold? From downloading a virus! Out of all the planets, which is the largest one? Your computer’s hard drive! Far Out What do you call a phone that’s been in space? A “Galaxy”! Puns and Knock-Knocks What did one Proteus say to the […]
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Get Ready for Some Pun-tastic Dad Jokes! Tubular Dad Jokes Why don’t they allow tubing on the interstate? Because it would be too tube-lar traffic! What do you call tubing that’s out of this world? Far out tubing! Puns for the Ages What do you call a doctor who specializes in butts? An anal-ist! Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Out Loud Soundtrack Jokes What’s the difference between a soundtrack and a pig? One has a hoof, the other has a score. Why did the soundtrack cross the road? To get to the other side of the album! What do you call a soundtrack that’s out […]
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Dad’s Sausage Jokes: From Mildly Cringe to Hilarious Sausage: A Dad’s Best Friend What do you call a sausage that can’t make up its mind? A flip-flopper! (Note: This joke is not recommended for hot dogs since they can’t walk or wear accessories) What do you call a sausage that’s been to space? A far-out […]
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Dad Jokes: A Collection of Laughter and Groans Why Are Teens So Hard to Understand? Because they’re always saying, “What’s the deal, dude?” and “Chill out, man.” What Do You Call a Teenager Who’s Always Spaced Out? Far out, man! What Do You Call a Vagina That’s Gone Missing? November 17th! Knock Knock Who’s there? […]
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Toadally Awesome Dad Jokes That Will Make You Chuckle Toad-tastic Jokes Why did Toad cross the road? To get to the other toadstool! What do you call a Toad who’s always in the clouds? Far out toad! Pun-derful Puns What do you call a salivary gland that’s always on the go? A spitfire! Why did […]
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Dad Jokes: Androgynous Ain’t Funny… Until You Read These! Androgynous Amazement Q: What do you call an androgynous rock singer? A: David Bowie! Q: What do you call an androgynous astronaut? A: Major Tom-boy! Far Out Dadisms Q: What do you call an androgynous hippie? A: Phoebe Cates’ mate! November 7th Blunders Q: Why did […]
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Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes, Not Your Stomach Larynx Laughter Why did the singer lose his voice? Because he strained his larynx! What did the alien say when he saw his friend with a big head? “Far out, larynx!” Namely Confusing Jokes What do you call a woman named Larissa who always forgets […]
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Dad Jokes: A Celestial Collection of Stellar Silliness Holidays, Ho! Ho! Jokes What do you call Santa’s favorite candy? Candy canes! Why did the snowman get lost? Because he couldn’t find his snow way. Far Out Holiday Jokes Why did the alien skip Thanksgiving dinner? Because he was not feeling well “extra”-terrestrial! Trachea vs. October […]
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Dad Jokes: Sugar Gliders, Space, and More! Dad Joke about Sugar Gliders: Why did the sugar glider refuse to come out of his pouch? Because he was afraid of flying solo! Far-Out Dad Joke: What do you call a sugar glider who’s always getting lost in space? An astro-naut! Pun Joke about Uranus: Why was […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan with Delight Relationship beyond the norm jokes What do you call a relationship that’s always in space? A far-fetched relationship! What do you call a relationship that’s so out there? A beyond-orbit relationship! Punny Phobos and October 19th jokes What do you call a Martian moon that’s always […]
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