Sushi Jokes That Will Make You Roll with Laughter Dad Joke about Sushi: Why did the sushi chef get lost? Because he kept making right turns! Sushi Joke Related to Flex: What do you call a sushi roll that’s been working out? A salmon flex! Anus or December 25th Pun Joke: What’s the worst place […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan… or Laugh Phoebe…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan… or Laugh Phoebe Jokes Phoebe: Why did Phoebe get lost in the woods? Answer: Because she didn’t have a map! Flex: Why was Phoebe’s boyfriend, Flex, so good at gymnastics? Answer: Because he was always bending over to tie his shoes! Oberon Jokes Oberon: What do you call […]
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Fear Not, We’ve Got the Best Dad Jokes for Your Funny Bone! Bacteriophobia Blues Why are people with Bacteriophobia (fear of bacteria) so cool? Because they’re germ-i-nal! What’s the worst type of bacteria? Flex-ibacteria! Bronchial Pun-ishment What do you call a bronchus that’s always getting into trouble? A bronchi-al delinquent! December 14th Delight Why is […]
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Dad Jokes and Monsignor-ish Shenanigans Monsignor Monotony Why did Monsignor Monotony get in trouble? Because his sermons were always the same! Monsignor and the Flexible Rules What do you call Monsignor Monotony when he’s at the gym? Flex-iblesign! Earthly Puns Why did Earth get a cold? Because it was 10-cember! Knock on Monsignor’s Door Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: Certified Pun-tastic Hotdog Dad Jokes Why did the hotdog refuse to go to the party? Because it wasn’t allowed to bring its bun-ster. What do you call a hotdog that does yoga? A flexdog! Lymph Vessel Pun Why are lymph vessels so important? Because they’re the vessels that help you fight the weird […]
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Pun-tastic Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Dad Guide to Flexibility Flexibility Training Why do they call it flexibility training? Because it’s hard to bend the truth! What do you call a workout that makes you flexible like a gym sock? Flexers for beginners! Lymph Vessels What do lymph vessels do when they’re clogged? They have a […]
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Jolly Old Dad Jokes: Holidays, Flex, and More! Holidays “What do you call Santa’s helpers who are always getting into trouble? Elf-bettors!” “What do you get when you cross Santa and a detective? Claus and effect!” Holidays and Flex “Why did Santa do squats every day? To build up his ‘flex’ appeal!” Ureter or November […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan… Or Laugh Community Leader Jokes Why couldn’t the community leader flex? Because he was just a benchwarmer. What do you call a community leader who always stretches before meetings? A flex-ecutive. Earth and November 20th Jokes Why is Earth so wise? Because it’s got a lot of dirt […]
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Laugh Till Your Engines Give Out: Stellar Dad Jokes from Battlestar Galactica Battlestar Galactica Why did the Cylon get lost? Because it didn’t have a frakkin’ GPS! What do you call a Cylon that’s too strong? A Flex-ecutioner! Io/November 15th Why did Io get promoted to Fleet Captain? Because it was the I-O-NIC choice! Why […]
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Bus Driver Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Bus Driver Jokes Why did the bus driver wear sunglasses? Because he was looking for the shades! What do you call a bus driver who’s always late? A tardy driver! Why did the bus driver get lost? Because he didn’t know where the bus […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Doctor Who-zy Dad Jokes Why did the Doctor refuse to see a patient? Because he was a time paradox! What do you call a Time Lord with flex tape? Flex Doctor! Punny Riddles and Anecdotes Why did Larissa get sick on November 5th? Because she ate […]
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Are Dad Jokes Really That Bad? Prepare yourself for a roller coaster of groan-worthy dad jokes and knee-slapping gems that will leave you questioning your sense of humor. Dad Jokes That Fall Flat Asian: What do you call an Asian person with a rubber toe? A “flip-flop.” Flex: What do you call an Asian man […]
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Dad Jokes: Not All Bad, Some Pun Intended South American Shenanigans Why did the South American traveler get lost? Because he didn’t have his GPS Guanaco! What do you call a South American who’s super flexible? Flex-aragua! Punny Delights Why is Deimos a terrible poker player? Because he always has a red face! What do […]
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Dad Jokes for Your Ears Misophonia Moment Why did the person with misophonia get so frustrated? Because their cereal kept making snap, crackle, and pop! Flex-Phalangeal Misophonia What do you call misophonia that specifically targets flexing? Flex-asperation! Europa-ly Delightful Why did Europa get mad at Earth? Because it was too moon-y! Night Out Knock, knock. […]
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