Dad Jokes for Days: Yorkshire Terrier Edition Yorkshire Terrier Jokes: What do you call a Yorkshire Terrier who’s always up for a party? A paw-ty animal! Why did the Yorkshire Terrier cross the road? To get to the other side of the couch! FOMO Yorkshire Terrier Joke: Why didn’t the Yorkshire Terrier want to go […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Alaskan Malamute Edition Dad Joke about Alaskan…
Dad Jokes Galore: Alaskan Malamute Edition Dad Joke about Alaskan Malamute: Why are Alaskan Malamutes such good detectives? Because they’re always husking the truth! Dad Joke about Alaskan Malamute and FOMO: What do you call an Alaskan Malamute that’s always missing out? A “fear of missing wolves”! Hair Follicle Pun: What do you call a […]
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Why Not Fear Death? Dad Joke about Thanatophobia Why are people with Thanatophobia (fear of death) always so tired? Because they’re always trying to rest in peace. Dad Joke about Thanatophobia and FOMO What do you call someone with Thanatophobia and FOMO (fear of missing out)? A dead party pooper. Pun Joke about Titania Why […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan (or Laugh) Chocolate Chip-on-your-shoulder Jokes: Why couldn’t the chocolate chip join the secret club? Because he had FOMO! What do you call a chocolate chip that’s always late? A procrastin-chip! Punny Punchlines: What’s the best way to keep your trachea safe? Don’t talk while chewing! What’s the worst day […]
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Laugh Your Tail Off: Weather-Themed Dad Jokes for the Modern Reader Dad Jokes about Weather: What do you call a snowstorm that smells like carrots? An ice burg. Why did the weatherman get fired? Because he could never predict the future perfectly. Dad Jokes about Weather-Related FOMO: How do you know when a storm is […]
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Spelunking into the Depths of Dad Jokes Spelunking-ly Bad Dad Jokes “Why did the spelunker get lost? Because he took a wrong turn at the fork in the cave!” “What do you call a spelunker who’s always in a hurry? A cave escape artist!” FOMO-tastic Spelunking “I’m not going spelunking anymore. I have FOMO about […]
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Ready to Roll with a Dose of Dad-tastic Thyroid Jokes? Thyroid Joke Why did the thyroid get a new job as a traffic controller? Because it was an underachiever! Thyroid and FOMO Joke What do you call a thyroid with severe anxiety? A FOMO-pausal thyroid! Follicle or 29th Joke What did the hair follicle say […]
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Cringe-worthy Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Joke about Subnational Level: Why did the governor go to the doctor? Because he had a territorial ache! Subnational Level and FOMO Joke: Why did the state representative get FOMO? Because he wasn’t invited to the foreign affairs conference! Pun Joke about Bones: What do you […]
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Dad Jokes for the Un-Biography-lievable Biography Blunders Why did the biography fail its exams? Because it wasn’t very well-written! FOMO Fear Why did the FOMO-filled biography worry about missing out on the latest news? Because it was afraid of becoming history! Punishing Neptune What does Neptune eat for breakfast? Nep-tunes! Biography Knock-Knock Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: A Mixed Bag of Puns and Groaners Group Marriage Jokes Why do people get into group marriages? Because they can’t find one person to blame for all their problems! What’s the biggest fear of people in group marriages? FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out”! Pluto and November 14th Jokes What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Asians 101 Q: What do you call a Southeast Asian who’s always worried about missing out? A: An FOMOsian! Pun-ny Business Q: Why was the small intestine so proud? A: Because it gets to absorb all the vitamins! Or… Q: What day do all the ill […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Intestines, November, and More Gut-busting Jokes About Intestines What do you call intestines that lack depth? Shallow guts! Why did the intestines need a therapist? Because they were feeling all knotted up! Intestines and FOMO Why are intestines always worried about missing out? Because they have FOGO: Fear Of Getting Overlooked! Stomach […]
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Dad Jokes for the Politically Inclined Lieutenant Governor Jokes Why did the Lieutenant Governor lose his job? Because he couldn’t handle the pressure! What do you call a Lieutenant Governor who’s always worried about missing out? FOMO (Fear Of Missing Office) Earth/October 30th Pun What do you call the planet when it’s really cold? Earthfreeze! […]
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Get Ready to Laugh: Dad Jokes for Book of Mormon Fans and Beyond! Dad Jokes for Book of Mormon Aficionados Why did the Book of Mormon go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little Mormon-tary! Why did Nephi have to skip school? Because he had a bad case of FOMO (fear of missing […]
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Dad Jokes: A Pun-derful Odyssey through the Mythical Realm Kerberos Considered Why did Kerberos become a political candidate? Because he had a three-headed platform! What do you call Kerberos with a fear of missing out? FO-MO-Cerberus! Pluto and October Puns What do you call Pluto after it was reclassified as a dwarf planet? A Pluto-tic […]
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