Sheikh al-Islam: A high-ranking religious leader in some countries. in Oil glands Where can you get the best Sheikh al-Islam: A high-ranking religious leader in some countries.? Dad Jokes: Where Smiles Shine Brighter Than the Sun Sheikh al-Islam Jokes: The Holy Grail of Humor Prepare for a holy pilgrimage of laughter as we embark on […]
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Dad Jokes: Groaningly Punful or Hilarious Hits? Famous Follies Why…
Dad Jokes: Groaningly Punful or Hilarious Hits? Famous Follies Why did Leonardo da Vinci always wake up tired? Because he was up all night inventing things! What do you call a celebrity who’s always in a bad mood? Kanye Grumpyest! GOAT Gaffe Why did the GOAT wear sunglasses? So it wouldn’t be recognized by the […]
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Dad Jokes to Challenge the Status Quo and Tickle Your Funny Bone Relationship Jokes that Defy Expectations Why did the couple break up? Because they kept taking each other for granite. What do you call a couple that’s always together? Co-de-pend-ance Day. My wife told me I should be more romantic. So I bought her […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cure for the Pharmacy Blues Pharmacist Jokes: “Why do pharmacists make such good detectives? Because they’re experts at tracking down pills!” “What do you call a pharmacist with a goat? A GOAT!” Europa and December 14th Jokes: “What do you call a satellite that makes catchy tunes? Europa’s got rhythm!” “What’s the […]
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Dad Jokes for the Discerning National Level Jokes Why was the flagpole so nervous? Because it had a lot of waves to deal with! What do you call a goat who’s always breaking records? A G.O.A.T. (Greatest of All Time) Puns What’s another name for December 9th? National Get Your Nerve Up Day. Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Animal Antics and GOAT-ly Puns Attention, joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a menagerie of animal-themed dad jokes that will make you groan and smile simultaneously. Tell Me a Dad Joke about Animals Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the bottom of its clucking problem! GOAT-ly Good Jokes What do you […]
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Attention, Laugh-Hungry Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Soundtrack Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Ridiculous Dad Joke about Soundtrack: “Why was the soundtrack album for the movie ‘Silence of the Lambs’ so popular? Because it had a killer playlist!” Soundtrack-Related GOAT Dad Joke: “Which band is the GOAT of soundtracks? Meat Loaf, obviously, because they’re […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cringiest and Coolest Alternative Relationship Dad Jokes What do you call an alternative couple with no kids? A child-free zone. What do you call a GOAT in an alternative relationship? A spiffy billy goat. Punny Navel/November 25th Joke What do you get when you combine a belly button and a holiday? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Great Pyrenees Edition Great Pyrenees: So Fluffy, You Could Lose Your Mind! Why did the Great Pyrenees get lost? Because it was barking up the wrong tree! Great Pyrenees: The GOAT of Dogs? What do you call a Great Pyrenees that always wins? A GOAT Pyrenees! Charon and November 20th: Punny Business […]
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Enter the Dad Joke Zone: Where Laughter Soars and Groans Abound! Pilot Jokes that Fall Short Why did the pilot get lost? Because he couldn’t read a map…or the clouds! Why did the pilot bring a goat on board? To be his goat-pilot! Cheesy Salivary Gland Humor What do you call a salivary gland that’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Yeast You Can Handle Yeast, Be Yeast What do you call yeast that doesn’t work? In-a-ctive yeast. How do you make yeast work faster? Put it in a warm, dark place and tell it your secrets. GOAT and Yeast Is yeast the GOAT? It’s the only thing that can make bread rise […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Paddleboarders and Goat Enthusiasts What do you call a paddleboarder who’s always falling in the water? A sinker-boarder! What do you call a paddleboarder who’s the greatest of all time? A paddle-GOAT! What do you call Eustachian tubes that are always stuffy? Trumpets! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Paddleboarder. Paddleboarder […]
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Pun-ishing Dad Jokes: The Goat, the Gravel, and the Great Crime Capers Crime-Time Shenanigans What do you call a criminal who steals from a bank? A loan shark. GOAT Gone Wild Why did the goat get arrested? Because it was the baaaaaaaadest dude in town! Navel and October 31st Puns What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Paleolithic Edition Paleo Punchlines What do you call a caveman who always eats Paleo? A raw deal! Why did the Paleo dad get mad at his son? Because he caught him eating a carb! GOAT Jokes What do you call a Paleo athlete who always wins? A GOAT! Why did the Paleo […]
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Dad Jokes: A Political Pickle MPs and MEPs: A Dad Joke Crisis What do you call an MP who can’t stay awake during debates? A snooz-maker! Why did the MEP get lost at the European Parliament? Because they couldn’t navigate the “euro maze”! GOAT and Political Animal Jokes What do you call a GOAT that […]
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