Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Tell me a Dad Joke about Non-alcoholic What do you call a non-alcoholic party? A dry run! Add another Dad Joke about Non-alcoholic related to Gyat Why did Gyat get banned from the AA meeting? Because he kept bragging about being “sober as a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Bad Dione-licious Jokes Why is Dione so amazing? Because she’s a Titan in the sky! What do you call Dione when she’s dancing? A Gyat-strator! Sweat and December Puns What do you call sweat glands that are always closed? Dehydrate glands! Why is December 20th the sweatiest day […]
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Dad Jokes for the Sci-Fi Enthusiast Sci-Fi Dad Jokes Why did the alien cross the road? To get to the other dimension. What do you call a droid that’s always out of breath? A wheezy Droid-any! Gyat Space Dad Jokes Why did Gyat get kicked out of the academy? He used too much “foce.” What […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan Elon Musk and Space Why did Elon Musk get lost in space? Because he took the wrong turn at Pluto! What’s Elon Musk’s favorite dance? The SpaceX shuffle. Puns on Io and December 10th What do you call Io’s love of riding? A moon-tastic bike ride! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: Groans, Giggles, and Puns Galore! R&B Dad Jokes: Why did the R&B singer cross the road? To get to the “other side” (of the music industry). What do you get when you mix R&B and exercise? “Gettin’ in Shape!” Gyat Puns: What do hip-hop dancers call a party that encourages gyating? A “twerk-out”! […]
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Dad Jokes: Barkingly Bad to Paw-sitively Hilarious Miniature Schnauzer Jokes Why are Miniature Schnauzers such good masseurs? Because they have kneading claws! What do you call a Miniature Schnauzer that’s always practicing yoga? A “paw-sitive” pup! Why did the Miniature Schnauzer cross the gym? To get to the other puppercize! Gyat-Related Jokes What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: All Bark, Some Giggles Bulldog Bonanza Why did the bulldog cross the road? To get to the other “bull”-ding! What do you call a bulldog who’s always happy? A “gyat”-ologist! Salivary and November Shenanigans What do you get when you spit out your food? A “sa-liva-atory” mess! Why is November 26th known as […]
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Salamander-ific Dad Jokes Get ready to cringe and chuckle with these salamander-themed dad jokes: Salamander Dad Joke: Why did the salamander run away? Because he saw the sun! Salamander and Gyat Dad Joke: What do you call a salamander that can’t stop laughing? A gyat-cracker! Punny Dad Joke: What’s the difference between your nerves and […]
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The Dad Joke Emporium: Thyroid Edition Thyroid Jokes What do you call a thyroid that’s always on the go? A hyper-active-roid! What’s the difference between a thyroid and a centipede? One has an under-active-roid, and the other has a hundred-active-pedes! Thyroid and Gyat Joke Why did the gyat visit the thyroid clinic? Because he had […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Dad Jokes North African Dad Jokes What do you call a North African who loves to dance? A Gya-na-stepper! What do you get when you cross a North African with a centipede? A Gya-na-legpede! Gyat Dad Jokes Why did the Gyat have to leave the dance party? Because he got […]
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Dad Jokes: Unix-pectedly Hilarious Unix Dad Jokes: Why did the Unix user get lost? Because he didn’t know where to cd. What do you call a Unix user who’s always getting into trouble? A shell-shocked user. Gyat and Unix Dad Jokes: Why couldn’t the Gyat user follow the Unix manual? Because it was written in […]
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You Won’t Believe These Hilarious Dad Jokes! Not-So-Good Dad Jokes Minister: Why did the minister run away from the church? Answer: Because he stole the holy loaves! Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan Minister and Gyat: What do you call a minister who’s always on the move? Answer: A traveling minister-ster-ster! Pun-derful Jokes Callisto: Why […]
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Snailed It: Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Shell-Shocked Dad Jokes About Snails What do you call a snail with no shell? Homeless. Why did the snail get lost? It didn’t have its GPShells. What do you call a snail on roller skates? Turbo. Dad Joke About Snail and Gyat Why did the snail get […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Grin Umbriel Jokes Galore What do you get when you cross Umbriel with a lazy dog? A remote moon! Why did Umbriel get lost in the solar system? Because it didn’t have a sun guide! Ariel and October 23rd Puns What do you call Ariel when she […]
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