Dive into the Corny and Clever World of Dad Jokes: Pasta, Puns, and Political Anecdotes Dad Jokes about Pasta Why did the pasta go to jail? Because it was caught with al dente! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Pasta-Related Dad Joke (Lowkey) Why do lowkey pastas always get booked for speeding? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Plumber Pun-derground Plumber Puns What do you…
Dad Jokes: The Plumber Pun-derground Plumber Puns What do you call a plumber who’s always getting into trouble? A pipe-dreamer! I called a plumber to fix my sink. He came in, took one look, and said, “Lowkey, this is gonna be a nightmare.” Tongue-in-Cheek Puns What do you call a tongue that’s always getting into […]
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Dad Jokes for the Glassy-Eyed Glassblowing Jokes: Why did the glassblower get lost? Because he didn’t have a map of blown glass! What do you call a glassblower with low self-esteem? A lowkey glassblower! Puns about Glassblowing, Hyperion, and December 17th: What do you call a glassblower who’s always talking Hyperion? A glass “blow-hard.” Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Reptile Ruminations Why did the lizard wear sunglasses? Because he wanted to look cool! What do you call a lizard that’s always lowkey? A lizard lowkey down. Astronomical Alliterations Venus buzzes better than a thousand bees. On December 12th, do they celebrate Leo’s birthday? Lizardly Laughs Knock, Knock. […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for the Humor-Impaired The Art of Bad Dad Jokes Dad jokes: they’re like a fine wine… they get worse with age. Buckle up, folks, because we’re about to dive into the depths of bad dad jokes. Soldier Jokes Why did the soldier get lost? Because he didn’t have his maps […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good (Or Not) Abortion Jokes Why did the abortion clinic hire a comedian? To lighten up the mood! Why was the unborn baby in the Lowkey position? Because it was hiding from the nurse. Pun Jokes What do you call a breast with high morals? A nipple of integrity. What […]
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Waves of Dad Jokes: From Surfing to Pun-derful Surfing Dad Jokes Why did the surfer quit his job? Because he wanted to catch some more waves! What do you call a surfer who’s always lowkey? A mellow rider. Kidney/November 28th Puns What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A pea in […]
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Dad Jokes Central: Laughs That Make You Go “Ugh” If you’re ready for some groan-worthy dad jokes, buckle up! Coprophilia Corner What do you call someone who loves to eat poop? A copro-phile-osopher! Lowkey, what’s a synonym for poop? Copro-lite. Pun Central Who’s the god of the sea with a weak stomach? Neptune-ate. Knock Knock […]
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We’re Not Lion: Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Howl! Weimaraner Wonder-Woof – What do you call a Weimaraner who’s always getting into trouble? A rebel without a pawse! – What happens when a Weimaraner gets lost in the woods? They go “low-key”! Punny Penalty – What do you call a picky Despina? A “food […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Veggie Tales Dad Joke: Vegetarian Why did the vegetarian get lost in the grocery store? Because they couldn’t resist the aisle of temptation! Vegetarian-Lowkey Dad Joke What do you call a vegetarian who’s not very forthcoming? A lowkey vegan. Phobos/November 13th Pun What do you call a moon that’s terrified of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Horrible Mexican Jokes Why was the Mexican so embarrassed? Because he forgot to put on his pantalones! What do you call a Mexican with a low haircut? A Lowkey-can. Mouth-Related Pun Why couldn’t the mouth decide what to say? Because it was too tongue-tied! Mexican Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Maybe Chuckle) Yogurt Jokes Yogurt: “What did one yogurt say to the other yogurt?” Answer: “Let’s whey!” Yogurt (Lowkey version): “What did one yogurt say to the other yogurt when it was feeling down?” Answer: “Don’t be low-key, curd-age the world!” Umbriel/November 3rd Pun Umbriel is Uranus’s […]
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Dad Jokes That Are Bound to Make You Groan Navy Jokes What do you call a sailor who’s always getting into trouble? A davy-destroyer. Why did the Navy recruit squid? Because they’re ink-redible. Lowkey Navy Joke What do you call a Navy officer who’s always whispering? A low-key captain. Navel/October 29th Joke What’s the difference […]
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Titania, a Queen for Dad Jokes As a queen of the fairies, Titania has a knack for making you laugh with her witty one-liners. Here are a few of her favorites: “Why did Titania get a new throne? Because her old one was too low-key.” (Lowkey-related) “What do you call Titania when she’s blending in? […]
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Calling all Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Brace Yourselves for the Ultimate Laughter Feast! Dad Jokes about Math: A Mathematical Misadventure What do you call a dad who loves to crack math jokes? A square root! Why was the math book looking so sad? Because of all its problems! Dad Jokes about Math: Lowkey Edition What do […]
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