Hold Your Splines for a Slew of Dad Jokes Get ready for a spleen-tingling experience with these rib-tickling dad jokes! Spleen-tastic Jokes What organ is the most athletic? The spleen, because it plays with your red and white cells! Why did the spleen get lost in Ohio? Because it didn’t have any Buckeyes! Gallbladder/Christmas Shenanigans […]
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Shrimply Irresistible Dad Jokes Shrimp Jokes What do you call a shrimp that’s always at the end of the line? A tail-ender! Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the other tide! Shrimp in Ohio What’s the difference between a shrimp and an Ohioan? Ohioans are boiled in butter, while shrimp are […]
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Electronic Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Electric Electronics-themed Jokes: What did the electron say to the proton? “Hey dude, stay positive!” Why did the computer get a cold? Because it had a virus! Electronics in Ohio: What do you call an electronics store in Ohio? A “Buckeye Best Buy!” Earth and December […]
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Dad Jokes: The Paddleboarding Edition Tell Me a Dad Joke about Stand-up Paddleboarding Why did the paddleboarder bring extra water? In case he got board. Dad Joke about Stand-up Paddleboarding (Ohio Edition) What do you call a paddleboarder from Ohio? A Buckeye on a board. Pun Joke: Eustachian Tubes and December 10th What do Eustachian […]
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Dad Jokes for Dog Days Siberian Husky Dad Jokes Why did the Siberian Husky cross the road? To get to the other paw-ty! What do you call a Siberian Husky in Ohio? A Buck-eye-ski! Vein and December 6th Pun Jokes Why are veins like holidays? Because they’re always blue on December 6th! Siberian Husky Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate History Hilariousness Dad Jokes about History Why did the history buff bring a ladder to the battle? To scale the walls, of course! Ohio Dad Joke What do you call a historian from Akron? A rubberneck! Kidney Pun What do you call a doctor who always gets thirsty? A kidney bean! […]
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Sweet and Sticky Dad Jokes Maple Syrup Shenanigans Why are maple syrup collectors always armed? Because they’re tapped into the syrup business! Ohio and Maple Madness What do you call a maple syrup tree in Ohio? A Buckeye-slick! Punning Perfection What do you call the tube that helps you breathe? A trachea-tory! Not-So-Sweet Maple Syrup […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Giggle) Titan Jokes: Why did Titan get a personalized license plate? Because it’s a “Moon-ster” truck! What do you call a Titan that’s lost in Ohio? Gone with the Wint-er. Trachea/November 21st Pun: What do you call a trachea that’s facing November 21st? A Thanksgiving pipe! Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: Dive Right In for a Good Laugh! Underwater Antics Why did the scuba diver go to the bank? To get his diving loan approved! What’s the difference between scuba diving in Lake Erie and the Pacific Ocean? About 5 inches of water. Gallbladder and Chronological Goofs What do you call a gallbladderless person? […]
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Dad Jokes from the Cosmos Deimos Delights: What’s Deimos’s favorite sport? Bowling, because it’s always trying to strike Earth! Why did Deimos get lost in Ohio? Because it couldn’t find Deimon! Mimas and November Shenanigans: What’s a dwarf with a bad memory called? Mimas. (Minus memory… get it?) Knock, Knock (on Deimos’s Door): Knock, knock […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Stern Dad Joke about Boating Why did the boater get a divorce? Because his wife kept telling him to row, row, row his boat. Dad Joke about Boating in Ohio What do you call a boater from Ohio? A Buckeye in a life vest. Pun Joke about […]
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Dad Jokes from the Outer Limits Why did the alien from The Outer Limits get lost in Ohio? Because he took the wrong “warp” route. What’s the difference between Gums and November 1st? One is something you chew, and the other is something you boo. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Outer Limits. Outer Limits who? Outer […]
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Dad Jokes: For the Sternum Lover in You! Sternum-y Good Jokes Q: Why did the sternum get arrested? A: For being a bonehead! Q: Why did the sternum go to Ohio? A: To get to the heart of the matter! Pun-believable Puns Q: What do you call a moon that’s covered in snow? A: Enceladus! […]
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Title: Dad Jokes: A Glass Half-Filled with Comedy Blowin’ in the Wind Why did the glassblower get lost? Because he didn’t have a map or a GPS (gobble-piece) Ohio’s Blown Away What do you call a glassblower from Ohio? A Buckeye-eye Musical Instrument Jokes What instrument do you play with your neck? A trombone Knock, […]
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