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Dad Jokes: The Canine Edition Fur-real Dad Jokes About Miniature…
Dad Jokes: The Canine Edition Fur-real Dad Jokes About Miniature Pinschers Why did the Miniature Pinscher cross the road? * To get to the other “paw” side! OK Boomer Version: Why did the Miniature Pinscher say “OK Boomer”? * Because it was “too short” to understand! Punderful Puns Titania: Why did Titania get lost in […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musical Edition Musical-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a musical instrument that can’t play? A rest! Why was the trumpet sad? Because it was in the wrong key! OK Boomer-Related Musical Jokes What do you call a baby boomer who loves musicals? A geezer with a Newsies crush! Why did the […]
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The Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza Chick-n-Nuggets of Wisdom What do you call a chicken nugget that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel nugget! OK Boomer, Hold My Nuggets What do you call a chicken nugget that’s too old for your jokes? An OK boomer nugget! Mirthful Miranda or December Delight What’s Miranda Kerr’s favorite month […]
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Dad Jokes: The Vegetable Edition Digging Up the Puns Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any GPS! What did the OK Boomer say to the carrot? “Get your root on!” Kidney or December 9th Pun What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A bean with an attitude! […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Actually Good Cerebrum-busting Jokes Why did the brain get a driver’s license? Because it had a lot of cortex! What do you call a brain that’s always on vacation? A cere-bro. What do you get when you cross an OK Boomer with a neurologist? A cranial cavity filled with nostalgia! […]
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Saddle Up for Dad Jokes: Horseback Humor with a Side of Laughs Laugh out Loud with Horseback Humor: Why did the horse get a job at the rodeo? Because it was a real show-off! What do you call a horse that’s always singing? A neigh-borhood karaoke enthusiast! OK Boomer, Get on the Horse: Why did […]
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Dad Jokes: Arachnophobia, Puns, and More! Are you ready for some dad jokes that are absolutely terrible but also kind of funny? Arachnophobia: Fear of Spiders Why did the spider go to rehab? Because it was addicted to web! Why did the spider get arrested? For stalking its prey! OK Boomer: Arachnophobia Edition What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Giggle) Lingerie Jokes: Why did the lingerie model get lost? She couldn’t find her way out of her bra! What do you call a grandma who wears lingerie? A “bralder” boomer. Hair/November 20th Pun: What is a hair stylist’s favorite holiday? November 20th – National Split Ends […]
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Calling All Dad Joke Connoisseurs: Get Ready for a Cosmic Edition! Doctor Who Dad Jokes Why is the TARDIS the best spaceship? Because it’s on its own time! What do you call the Doctor when he’s really old? OK Boomer! Puns Galore What do you call a snake that’s always on the run? A skin-nymalinky! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection for Work, Puns, and Knock-Knock Work-Related Dad Joke Why did the employee get promoted to manager? Because they were outstanding in the field! OK Boomer Dad Joke What do you call a millennial who refuses to work overtime? An “OK Boomer”! Hydra Pun Joke Why did Hydra get fired from […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Quad-Laugh Dad Joke about Quad Why was the quadrilateral arrested? Because it was caught in a square deal! Quad Joke Related to OK Boomer What do you call a quadrilateral that’s always saying “OK Boomer”? A “boom-er-ang!” Artery Pun What do you call a group of arteries? A press-gang! […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Hilarious Bushbaby Bonanza Why did the bushbaby get lost in the jungle? Because it didn’t have its GPS…baby! Bushbaby to OK Boomer: “Hey, boomer! You’re so old, your birth certificate says ‘Expires: N/A’!” Punny Puns What do you get if you remove the “B” from “gallbladder”? Answer: […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Shrimp-ly Giggle Shrimp Jokes Why did the shrimp blush? Because it saw the naked salad dressing! Shrimp to boomer shrimp: “OK Boomer, stop crabbing.” Bronchioles and October 26th Puns What do bronchioles and October 26th have in common? They’re both in “wheeze” season. Knock-Knock Jokes Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shrimp. […]
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Pun-tastic Dad Jokes that Will Make You Adrenaline-ize! Adrenal Glands: The Fight or Flight Response What do you call an Adrenal gland that’s always shouting? A yell-ine! What do you get when an Adrenal gland goes on a road trip? A Cortisone up! OK Boomer and Adrenal Glands What do you call an Adrenal gland […]
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