Ready for Some Paw-some Dad Jokes? Minature Pinscher Jokes Why are Miniature Pinschers always in trouble? Because they have bad Min Pinners! What do you call a Miniature Pinscher with a perfect sense of style? On fleek, my friend! Punny Jokes What do you call a clogged large intestine? A colonoscopy! Why was December 28th […]
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Knock-Knock: The Spacey Edition Dad Joke about Space Force: What do you call a military branch that fights with lasers? Space Force, duh! On Fleek Dad Joke about Space Force: Why did the Space Force recruit a fashionista? Because they were on fleek and could land in style! Pun Joke about Eyes or December 23rd: […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Puns and Punchlines Collide Pilots Take Flight with Dad Jokes Why did the pilot get lost? Because he couldn’t read the flight plan. What do you call a pilot who’s always on trend? An “on fleek” pilot. Dion-mite December Puns What’s Dione’s favorite holiday? December 18th, because it’s Dion-ite. Knock-Knock, It’s Pilot […]
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Dad Jokes: Adrenalized and On Fleek Adrenaline-pumping Dad Joke: What do you call an adrenal gland that’s always under pressure? A gland-stone! On Fleek Adrenal Joke: My adrenal glands are so on fleek, they’re practically trending #AdrenalineGang. Sweat Pore Pun: Why did the sweat pore go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Rabbi Jokes Why did the Rabbi cross the road? To visit the synagogue on the other side. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm! Pun Jokes What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. What are the Chinese doing in […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Grin and Groan Golden Retriever Jokes Golden Retriever: What do you call a Golden Retriever that loves to do math? Answer: A cal-cu-later! On Fleek: Why did the Golden Retriever go to the beauty parlor? Answer: To get their fur on fleek! Pun-tastic Jokes Epiglottis: Why did the epiglottis get […]
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Dad Jokes: The Harvest of Laughter Farm-to-Table Dad Jokes “What do you call a cow that produces healthy milk? A ‘cow-derful’ calcium source!” “Why did the farmer start a farm-to-table restaurant? Because he wanted to keep his ‘on fleek’ tomatoes close to home!” Pun-derful Dad Jokes “What do you call a skeleton that’s always waiting […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Relationship Jokes What do you call a relationship that’s always on point? On fleek! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Relationship. Relationship who? Relationship isn’t going anywhere against the grain. Political Pun Why did Deimos get elected? Because he was on an unstoppable Mars-sion! Random Joke What do […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: A Roller Coaster of Guffaws and Groans Cortisol Dad Joke about Adrenal Glands “Why did the adrenal gland have to take a break? Because it was feeling really stressed out!” On-Fleek Adrenal Gland Dad Joke “What did the adrenal gland say when it saw its hormones all fired up? ‘My, oh my, […]
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Get Ready for Some Corny Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Groaning and Giggling! Food Preservation What do you call a dehydrated mummy? Beef jerky! What do you call an apple that’s been canned? A compote! On Fleek Why did the hipster put his jam in the fridge? To make it on fleek! Miranda or […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide (for the Not-So-Serious) Dad Jokes about Drama What do you call a theater group with bad acting? A tragedy. Why did the actor get kicked out of the drama club? Because he was always on fleek. Pun Jokes What do you call a doctor who’s always thirsty? A urologist. What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musical Symphony of Laughter Music Dad Jokes Why did the musician go to the doctor? To get his Bach straightened out! What do you call a musical instrument that’s always on fleek? A stylophone! Oil/October Pun Why do oil glands get upset during October? Because they’re getting their fall-out! Music Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Get Ready for a Groovy Playlist of Punny Dad Jokes! Musical Melodies for the Ears and the Soul “What do you call a musical instrument that can’t stay in tune?” An out-of-key-board! On Fleek Note “Why did the trumpet player go to the bank?” To get some on-fleek notes! Atime for Puns “What is Oberon’s […]
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Musical Mirth for the Papa Punchline Purist Tell Me a Dad Joke about Music Why did the musician go to the doctor? Because he had a bad clef in his throat. Dad Joke about Music (On fleek) What do you call an out-of-tune bass? Bass-icly uncool. Pun Joke What do you call a fish with […]
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Dad Jokes: A Symphony of Puns and Groans Musical Puns What do you call a musician who can’t play? A trombone. What’s on fleek about a trombone? It’s a slide for the better! Liver and October Jokes What’s the difference between a liver and October 19th? One is just a thirty-first, and the other is […]
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