Celestial Puns and Cosmic Dad Jokes that Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Dad Jokes About Stargazing Why did the astronomer avoid sugar before stargazing? Because it clouds their (constellation) judgment! What do you call a star that’s always sleepy? A snoozing shooting star! Dad Jokes About Stargazing (Peachy Edition) Why did the peach get […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Embroidery Edition Embroidery Jokes – What…
Dad Jokes for Days: Embroidery Edition Embroidery Jokes What do you call a lazy embroider? A stitcher slacker! Why did the embroider cross the road? To reach the other thread! Peachy Jokes What do you call a peach that’s good at embroidery? A peachy keen stitcher! What does a peachy broider say when they finish […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate LGBTQ+ Collection LGBTQ+ Dad Jokes What do you call a gay person who’s always on the move? A roamer-antic! Why was the lesbian couple arrested? For gay-nanking! Peachy Dad Jokes What do you call a gay person who loves peaches? Peachy Keen! Why did the gay couple go to the peach […]
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Dive into the Wacky World of Dad Jokes: Parishes, Peaches, and Puns Parish Secretary Punchlines Why did the parish secretary hug the copier? – Because it needed a little toner! What do you call a parish secretary who loves the color peachy? – Peachy keen! Ganymede/December 13th Pun-derful Why is Ganymede the only moon with […]
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Dad’s Joke Fiesta: Gun Control Shenanigans and More Trigger Finger Policies Why did the gun control advocate cross the road? * To get to the other side… legally. Peachy Keenes What’s Peachy’s favorite gun control measure? * A background check on every peach. Mouthy December What do you call December 9th with a mask on? […]
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When Dad Jokes Attack: A Canine Comedy Hour Paw-some Dad Jokes about Great Danes Why did the Great Dane cross the road? To get to the other paws-ide! What do you call a Great Dane who loves peaches? A Peachy Dane! Tonsil Twisters and December Delights Why did the tonsils go to the doctor? They […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: School Board Edition School Board Member Jokes Q: What do you call a school board member who’s always making fruit jokes? A: Peachy! Q: What did the school board member say to the principal after a long day? A: “I’m board certified to kick back and relax!” Uranus and November Jokes Q: […]
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Unleash the Pawesome Power of Dad Jokes Prepare yourself for a blizzard of not-so-punny dad jokes, ranging from groan-worthy to gut-busting. All dog- and dad-lovers, buckle up for this hilarious adventure! Siberian Husky Shenanigans Siberian Husky Dad Joke: Why was the Siberian Husky so cold? Because he was in heat! Peachy-Related Siberian Husky Dad Joke: […]
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Dad Jokes for the SG-1 Enthusiast Knock, Knock on Atlantis’s Door Knock, knock. Who’s there? John. John who? John-go man, don’t just stand there! Peachy Jokes: Sweet and Sour Dad: What did the Wraith say when they found Peachy flying over their territory? Son: You’ve got to be “peaching” me! Gum-Chewing Puns Why do the […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Arachnophobia and More! Fear of Spiders (Arachnophobia) What do you call a spider with no legs? A walkin’ arachnid. What do you call a spider that can fly? A Peter Parker. What do you call a spider that’s always in a good mood? A happy arachnid. Arachnophobia and Peachy What’s the best […]
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Prepare to Groan: Brace Yourself for the Corniest Dad Jokes Ever! Ligaments, Ligaments, What’s the Ligament? Dad: “Why did the ligament get arrested? Because it was caught bending the rules!” Peachy: “What did the peach say to the ligament? ‘Peaches n’ cream, baby!’” Vascular Puncture or November Blunder? “Why did the blood vessel break up […]
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Mayonnaise Mania: Jokes That Will Leave You Shaking Your Head Dad Joke About Mayonnaise What do you call mayonnaise that’s been sitting in the sun for too long? Sub-marine dressing! Dad Joke About Mayonnaise (Peachy Related) Why did the peachy mayonnaise get lost? Because it couldn’t find its jar-direction! Pun Joke About Galatea What did […]
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Dad Jokes You’ll Either Love or Groan At Slutty Girl Jokes Why did the slutty girl cross the road? To get to the other side…of the mattress! What do you call a slutty girl who loves fruit? Peachy the Skeezy! Pun Jokes What do you call a blood vessel that’s really rude? A vein that’s […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cackle Like a Cockatoo Knock, Knock Who’s there? Cockatoo. Cockatoo who? Are you ok? You’re looking a little blue in the face! Dad Joke about Cockatoo Why don’t cockatoos make good politicians? Because they’re always squawking about something. Dad Joke about Cockatoo and Peachy What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Giggle Glory Hole Humor Why did the golfer get a hole-in-one at the glory hole? Because he used his fairway wood! What do you call a glory hole that’s too small? A peachy! Pun-derful Quips What do you call the goddess of glory holes? Dione-the-hole! Why is […]
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