Paramedic in Kerberos Paramedic, Politically Incorrect, etc… Instructional Version: During a speech, the speaker boldly proclaimed, “Throughout my illustrious career, I have valiantly rescued countless lives.” As the last syllable faded into the air, a voice emerged from the audience, challenging the speaker’s claim. “While your contributions are commendable, have you ever pondered the potential […]
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Dad Joke Delight: Whippets, Wordplay, and Yucks Whip Me Up…
Dad Joke Delight: Whippets, Wordplay, and Yucks Whip Me Up a Dad Joke What do you call a whippet that’s always running? A road runner! Politically Incorrect Whippet Puns Why did the whippet get arrested? For jaywalking… in a cross-breed neighborhood! Spinal Cord Pun What did the inmate say when he got out of prison? […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Laugh Gardening Jokes: What do you call a vegetable that never stops growing? An ever-growing gourd! What did the politically incorrect gardener say to the activist? “Get off my compost pile!” Oberon/December 19th Pun: Why is Oberon so popular on December 19th? Because it’s the shortest day of […]
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Attention, Knee-Slapping Enthusiasts! Book of Mormon Dad Jokes: Cringe or Crack Up? Book of Mormon and Politically Incorrect Why did the Nephites avoid politically incorrect language? Because they didn’t want to offend the Lamanites! Artery or December 14th Pun What do you call a narrow road in the human body? A one-artery street! Why is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musophobia Edition Yo! Are you ready for some corny dad jokes that will make you groan and giggle at the same time? Let’s dive right in! Musophobia Dad Jokes Q: What do you call a mouse with a fear of heights? A: A mouseophobe. Q: Why is it politically incorrect to make […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Sting with Laughter Scorpion Jokes Why did the scorpion get fired from his job at the aquarium? Because he kept pinching the fish! Why was the scorpion’s interview for a political position canceled? It was deemed politically incorrect, as they didn’t want any stingers in office. Gum/December 5th Pun […]
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Dad Jokes: When the Punchline Is Corny, but the Laughter Is Real Dad Jokes About Gun Control: Why do gun owners love Velcro? Because it’s just right for holding things together! What do you call a gun control advocate with a concealed weapon? Politically incorrect. Umbilicus/November 30th Pun: Why did the belly button cross the […]
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Bread Head-Scratchers for the Whole Loaf Bread-y Dad Jokes – Why did the bread cross the road? To get to the other yeast! – What do you call a bread that’s always in the wrong place? A mistuke! Politically Incorrect Bread Jokes – Why did the old bread get upset? Because it was too stale […]
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Are You Miranda-ous Enough for These Dad Jokes? Miranda Joke Why did Miranda leave the Miranda Rights rally? Because she couldn’t handle the silence. Miranda and Politically Incorrect Joke What did Miranda say when she was asked to debate Al Gore? “I’m not a climate change lawyer!” Pun Joke What do you call a tiny […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Solo Polyamory Jokes What do you call a solo polyamorist who loves surprises? A treat-y party! Why did the solo polyamorist put on a politically incorrect party? To show off their “open” relationship! Pun Joke Why was Ganymede expelled from poly school? Because he kept getting […]
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Dad Jokes: A Federal Farce Let’s Talk Government! Why did the president go to the bank? To withdraw his troops. What do you call a federal agent who doesn’t like the printed word? A politically incorrect pentagon. Musical Mishaps Why was Styx’s concert postponed? Because they needed to fix a hole in the stage. What’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Hilarious, and Everything in Between Firefighter Dad Jokes What do you call a firefighter who gets lost on the way to a fire? A late-starter. What do you call a firefighter with a bad attitude? A hose-tile. Politically Incorrect Dad Jokes Why do firefighters wear red pants? Because they can’t […]
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Dad Jokes: The Eggcellent Edition Eggscellent Egg Jokes What do you call an egg that’s been in the sun too long? A sunny-side up egg! Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up! Politically Incorrect Egg Humor What do you call a transgender egg? An ovar-easied egg! Earth-shattering Pun What do you […]
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Dad Jokes to Make Your Guts Split Seeds! Seed Jokes for the Politically Incorrect “Why did the politically incorrect seed get banned from the garden? Because it used the N-word-germination.” Oil Glands or October 26th Puns “What do you call a seed that’s also a crime fighters’ hideout? A Bat-cave seed.” “You know it’s October […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good (or Not) Tethys, the Not-So-Politically-Correct Titaness Why did Tethys get kicked out of the Oceanus pool club? Because she was “too wavey!” What did Tethys shout at her ex-husband, Oceanus? “I sea you!” Pun-derful October Antics What does Dione, Zeus’s lover, have in common with a Halloween pumpkin? They’re […]
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