Legendary Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes and Laugh Dad Joke: Gibbon Edition “Why don’t gibbons vote? Because they’re bananas at politics!” “My gibbon always gets a kick out of Rizz!” Nose or December 25th Pun “What did the nose say to December 25th? ‘You smell merry Christmas!’” Knock-Knock Joke: Gibbon “Knock, knock.” […]
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What’s So Funny About Overseer and Rizz? Overseer Overseer and…
What’s So Funny About Overseer and Rizz? Overseer Overseer and the Hilarious Dad Jokes What do you call an Overseer who can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-dercover agent! Why did Overseer get banned from the joke club? Because he was always stealing the punchlines! Rizz with the Razzmatazz What’s Rizz’s favorite band? 5 Seconds of […]
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Knock, Knock! Dad Jokes Galore Dad Joke about Mashgiach: Why did the Mashgiach cross the road? To check the kashrut of the other side! Dad Joke about Mashgiach related to Rizz: What do you call a Mashgiach with a lot of swagger? Rizz-pect! Pun Joke about December 15th: What’s the difference between December 15th and […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Middle Eastern Dad Jokes Why did the Middle Eastern man cross the desert? To get to the other oasis. What do you call a Middle Eastern man with a lot of Rizz? A sand shark. Esophagus and December 10th Puns What do you call an esophagus […]
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Calling All Giggle-loving Dads: Get Ready for a Knee-slapping Dad Jokefest! Prepare for a comical journey where dad jokes reign supreme, their absurdity guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. Gaon-tastic Dad Jokes Why did Gaon cross the road? To get to the other side of the line! What do you call Gaon when he’s dating? […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Peelers Only Banana Jokes Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! What do you call a banana that can’t say “no”? A banana with rizz! Styx/December Pun Did you hear about the band Styx? Their biggest hit was “Come Sailing December 1st”! Banana Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (And Smile) Callisto: The Dad Joke Moon Why did Callisto get lost in space? Because it didn’t know the constellations. What do you call a guy who loves hanging out with Callisto? A Callisto-holic! Rizz-omatic Dad Jokes Why is Rizz so good at trivia? Because he’s […]
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For the Sweetest Dad Jokes Candy Jokes: * What do you call a candy that’s always a crowd-pleaser? A Lifesaver! * Where do candy canes go to party? The “Sweet Spot!” Rizz-lated Candy Joke: * What’s the smoothest candy? A Rizz-ellent gummy, of course! Penis/November 21st Pun: * Why is November 21st the best day […]
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Dad Jokes: A Bonanza for Your Funny Bone EMT-astic Dad Jokes Why are EMTs so good at solving puzzles? Because they’re trained to handle emergencies. Why did the EMT get fired? Because he had too much Rizz. Punny Hyperion and November 16th Jokes What do you call a giant wave that hits on November 16th? […]
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Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers: American Staffordshire Terrier Edition What do you call an American Staffordshire Terrier that’s always getting in trouble? A ruffian! What’s a Staffordshire Terrier’s favorite pickup line? “I’m a real catch, dawg!” Why did the capillaries go to the doctor? Because they were feeling a little bit vein! Knock Knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Baa-d to the Bone Shepherd Jokes: What do you call a shepherd with no sheep? A lost cause. Why did the shepherd name his dog “Rizz”? Because he had some serious rizz! Phoebe/November 6th Pun: What do you call a turkey who’s been arrested? A cold Phoebe. (Sounds like November sixth) […]
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Dad Jokes: Laughing at the Absurd Get ready to groan and chuckle your socks off with these not-so-good and knee-slappingly hilarious dad jokes! Chacham Jokes Why did Chacham get lost in the jungle? Because he couldn’t find Amazon! What do you call a Chacham with smooth moves? A Rizzachan! Puns Why did Hydra lose its […]
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Dad Jokes: When the Pun-derful Meets the Hemophobic Prepare for some knee-slapping (or maybe eye-rolling) humor as we dive into the wacky world of dad jokes, with a special focus on the irrational fear of blood, also known as hemophobia. Hemophobia Humor What do you call a vampire who’s afraid of blood? An ex-sanguine. What […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Knock-Knock Who’s There? Agoraphobia About That Agoraphobia Thing: – Why did the agoraphobic cross the road? To get to the other side of the panic room. – What do you call an agoraphobic with no friends? A loneranger. Puns That’ll Make You Groan: – What did the artery say to the blood […]
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