Prepare for a Dad Joke Bonanza! Dad Joke Central: Parathyroid Glands Edition What do you call a parathyroid gland that’s always stealing from you? A “parathIEFroid!” Why did the simp’s parathyroid glands get jealous? Because the Simp One took all the attention! Pun-tastic Glottis and December 25th Puns What do you call a glottis that’s […]
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Dadly Wisdom: The Art of Terrible and Tremendous Jokes Eat Up These Chinese Food Jokes! What do you call a Chinese guy who’s always selling fake watches? A knock-off vendor! Why did the Chinese noodle refuse to leave the soup pot? Because it was a-ramen! Simp-ly Delightful Jokes What do you call a guy who […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes: Not for the Faint of Heart Body: Dad Joke about Ornithophobia: Why did the ornithophobe visit the library? To check out the “Birdwatching for Dummies” book! Dad Joke about Ornithophobia + Simp: What do you call a bird that’s always simping? A “tweeter”! Pun Joke: What do you get if you cross […]
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Get Ready for a Dad Joke Sandwich! Sandwich Jokes: “What do you call a sandwich that’s always sad?” A sob-wich. “Why don’t you play guitar in a sandwich shop?” Because your chords will sound corny. Simp Sandwich Jokes: “What do you call a sandwich that’s only interested in girls?” A simp-wich. “Why did the simp-wich […]
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The Funniest and Not-So-Funny Dad Jokes You’ve Ever Heard Aerobics Jokes Why did the aerobic instructor cross the road? To get to the other thigh! What do you call a person who loves aerobics but is terrible at it? A simp-ton. Pun Joke Why did December 5th feel left out? Because it’s the only date […]
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Dad Jokes: Kosher Edition Kosher Jokes Why is kosher food so expensive? Because it’s “holier-than-thou!” What do you call a kosher simp? A “matzo pillow!” Punny Jokes What’s Despina doing on December 1st? “De-sembling” (dissembling) her Christmas tree! Knock-Knock Jokes Knock, knock Who’s there? Kosher Kosher who? Kosher this a joke? It’s not very good! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Open Relationship Edition Open Relationship Jokes: What do you call an open relationship with a duck? A quack fling. Why did the open relationship end? Because one partner was always leaving the other hanging. Open Relationship and Simp Jokes: What do you call a guy who’s always begging for attention in an […]
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Dad Jokes: A Comedic Rollercoaster for All Ready to embark on a wild dad joke ride? Buckle up and prepare for some knee-slappers and eye-rollers. City Council Conundrums Why did the City Council member get lost in the city council building? Because he couldn’t find his exit! Why was the City Council member voted “Most […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Funny and the Hilariously Bad Ophidiophobia Why did the person with Ophidiophobia cross the road? To get to the other side… and avoid any snakes. What do you call a person with Ophidiophobia who is also a Simp? A snake-afraid simp. Pluto/November 16th What do you call a planet that’s not really […]
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Milk Jokes, Yes We Can! Milk Jokes Why did the milkman get lost? Because he didn’t know his whey around! What do you call a person who drinks too much milk? A simp-ly hydrated individual. Pun Jokes What do you call a penis that’s always hard? A November 11th! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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Dad Jokes for the Culinarily Inclined Who’s the best chef in the world? The one with the highest whisk-ey tolerance! What do you call a chef who’s always in a hurry? A fast food simp! What’s the difference between November 5th and a Guy Fieri restaurant? One is Nix-day, and the other is Guy’s-day! Knock […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Go “Ugh” (or LOL) Diplomat Dad Jokes What do you call a diplomat who’s always late? A procrastinator at large! Why did the diplomat get arrested? For being a simp for international relations! Phobos or October 31st Pun Why was Phobos afraid to visit Earth on Halloween? Because he […]
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Dad Jokes: The Alphabet Soup Edition Alphabet People Antics Why did the alphabet people go to the courthouse? Because they wanted to file a lawsuit! What do you call a letter that’s always being left out? A simp! Celestial Quips Why was Pluto so cold? Because it was far from the sun! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Molecular Gastronomy Edition Molecular Gastronomy Dad Joke: Why did the chef use a pipette to measure his ingredients? Because he wanted to be precise! Molecular Gastronomy Simp Dad Joke: What do you call a chef who’s always hitting on the food? A simp-ly delicious one! Heart Pun: What do you call a […]
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