Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning (and the Occasional Laughter) Tell Me a Dad Joke about Vegetables Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any heads! Add another Dad Joke about Vegetables related to Simping What do you call a vegetable that’s always trying to impress girls? A carrot-simp! Add a pun […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (in a Good Way)? Religious Education Teacher Jokes What do you call a Religious Education teacher who can’t keep it in their pants? A pious perv! Why did the Religious Education teacher get fired? Because he was caught simping for the students. Punny Jokes What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Making People Groan Quran Jokes Why couldn’t the Quran get a job? Because it wasn’t a simp! What did the Quran say to the simp? “Don’t give away your heart too easily!” Tongue-Twister Joke How do you make a tongue-tied December 15th speech? You stick your tongue out and […]
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Dad Jokes: The Candy Edition Candy Jokes that Will Sweeten Your Day Why did the candy bar get rejected from the restaurant? Because it had too many nuts! What do you call a candy that’s always on the go? A “footloose” candy. Simping for Sweets Why did the candy simp get a broken heart? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: A Celestial Collection Ganymede’s Celestial Dad Joke Why is Ganymede the smoothest of Jupiter’s moons? Because it’s always orbiting the gas giant! Simping Dad Joke What do you call a moon that’s head over heels for Jupiter? A Gany-simp! Bone-Chilling Pun What do skeletons sing on December 5th? “Bone-fire Night!” Ganymede’s Cosmic Knock-Knock […]
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A Treasury of Terribly Good Dad Jokes Fantasy Lover’s Frenzy Why did the fantasy lover get lost? Because they couldn’t find their map on the Skyrim. What do you call a fantasy lover who spends all their time on their computer? A Simp-theon. Punny Delights What do you call a kidney that can’t hold its […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh and Spaghetti Spaghetti Jokes Why did the spaghetti get a job in construction? Because it was always falling for somebody! Why did the spaghetti simp for the meatballs? Because it was always hanging around, hoping for a bite! Puns What do you call a planet that’s constantly giving […]
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Dad Jokes: The Official Guide to Not-So-Good and Really Funny Jokes City Council Member Edition City Council Member Dad Joke: What do you call a City Council member who’s always on the side of shady businesses? A council shadow. Simp Joke Related to City Council Member: Why did the City Council member get canceled? Because […]
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Decluttering: The Dad Jokes That Will Make You Chuckle Decluttering: The Mom Who Decluttered Too Much My mom decluttered so much, she even threw away her ex-husband’s clothes. Now he’s a nudist. Decluttering: The Simp Why did the simp keep his ex-girlfriend’s clutter? Because he believed in recycling. Gum and November 16th Puns Gums: What […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan or Giggle What do you call a heart that’s always getting into trouble? * A cardio-mess. Why did the heart blush? * Because it was flattered by all the love it was getting. What do you call Jupiter when it’s cold? * Brrr-upiter. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heart. […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Power of Puns and Punsintended Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of cringe-worthy and hilariously funny dad jokes! From paw-some puns to politically incorrect humor, we’ve got you covered. Bernese Mountain Dog: A Tail of Wooful Jokes Why did the Bernese Mountain Dog join the FBI? To sniff out all the Bernies! […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan Dione Jokes What do you call a moon of Saturn that’s always trying to impress?” * A Simp-ione Why did Dione get a GPS?” * Because it kept getting lost in the Milky Way! Hair and November 1st Jokes What do you call a haircut that’s named after […]
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Dive into the Hilarious Dad Joke Abyss: Smells Like Teen Spirit Edition Smells Like Teen Spirit Dad Joke: “What do you call a smelly teen? Smells Like Teen Spirit!” Smells Like Teen Spirit Dad Joke: Simp Edition: “Why did the simp chase after the girl wearing Nirvana perfume? Because she ‘Smelled Like Teen Spirit’!” Pun […]
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Pun Intended: Clergy Dad Jokes Prepare yourself for a rib-tickling realm where bad jokes elevate to dadly heights and good ones leave you in splits. Clergy Dad Jokes Why was the pastor so good at bowling? Because he spared no one! What do you call a simping priest? Father McFlattery! Punning Pun What do you […]
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