Historic Notes, Square, Tunisia, etc. Square, Historic Notes, and more… Q: What steps are being taken to ensure the preservation of historic notes? A: These include: * Adhering to international standards for digitization and metadata creation * Employing robust storage and backup systems * Establishing clear policies for access and use of digital records * […]
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Puns and Jokes to Make Your Dad Proud Documentary Dad Jokes Not-So-Great: Why did the documentary filmmaker get lost? Because he didn’t have a map doc-umentary. Actually Funny: What do you call a documentary about a square? A flat-tery! Io-nal Puns and December 27th Jokes Io Pun: Why did Io get lost in the solar […]
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Dad Jokes: A Calculated Folly Dad Jokes about Math: A Sum-mary of Mishaps “Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!” “What do you call a math teacher who can’t stop talking? A pro-tractor.” Square-ly Miscalculated “Why did the square go to the doctor? Because it had a square root problem!” […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh or Groan Meat Jokes Why did the steak go to the doctor? Because it was well done. What do you call a steak that’s perfectly square? A well-cut steak. Punny Jokes Why did Phoebe get stuck in December? Because she forgot the 17th! Knock-Knock Jokes Knock knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family! Callisto, Moonshine, and Squares What do you call a moon that’s always getting into trouble? Callisto-cated! Why did Callisto join a geometry club? To get in Square with the others! Phoebe-buns and December Antics What do you call a constellation that’s extra fluffy? Phoebe’s buns! Why was December 12th […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (In a Good Way) What do you call a Hyperion employee who’s always getting lost? A Hyper-ion-diverted Why did the Hyperion employee get a job at Square? Because they wanted to be square…with their work! What do you call a group of people near me who are waiting […]
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Dad Jokes: A Liver-tickling Expedition Liver Jokes Why did the liver get fired from its job? Because it wasn’t very “well-done”! What do you call a liver that’s perfectly shaped? A square liver! Ear Jokes What do you call a deer with no ears? Nothing, because it can’t hear you! Why did December 3rd get […]
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Dad Jokes: For the Actively Funny Activists and Squares Why did the activist join a square dance group? To demonstrate peaceful assembly! What do you call an activist who’s always on the go? A square-root enthusiast! Spit Happens What do you call a gland that controls salivation? The Spit-om-atic! Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Tail of Laughter Animal Care Humor Why did the animal caretaker quit his job? Because he couldn’t bear the grizzly situation! What do you call a square animal caretaker? A vet-equilateral! Palatable Puns What’s the difference between your palate and November 23rd? One’s a roof of your mouth, and the other is […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Puns and Silliness Beverage-Based Bonanza Why did the coffee go to the police station? Because it was mugged! What do you call a square drink? A cube! Tongue-Tied Tidbits What do you call a tongue that can’t taste anything? A tasteless tongue! Why did November 18th cancel its plans? Because it […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: A Handyman’s Guide to Laughter Home Maintenance Mishaps Why did the homeowner use a hammer to fix a leaky faucet? Because he didn’t have the pliers to do it! How do you fix a square hole in the wall? With a square peg, of course! Lung-Busting Puns What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Synagogues of Wisdom and Puns For all the Talmud scholars and yeshiva students out there, get ready for a Torah-ific journey through the realms of dad jokes. Hold on tight to your yarmulkes and prepare to chuckle at the wittiest puns and groan-worthy one-liners. Rosh Yeshiva Jokes: The Square Root of Wisdom […]
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Dad Jokes for Techies iPhone Jokes Why did the iPhone get a cold? Because it was sneezing apples! What do you call an iPhone that’s always calling? A phone-a-holic. iPhone and Square Jokes What do you call an iPhone that uses Square? A credit-card-carrying phone. Why did the iPhone and the Square get married? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Ride Through Fear and Laughter Amaxophobia: Fear of Riding in a Car What do you call someone with amaxophobia? A car-diac! Why are people with amaxophobia afraid of squares? Because they’re afraid of driving in a square! Pun Joke What do you call a small intestine on October 30th? A boo-del! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Prophecy Feeling like you need a good laugh? Look no further! We’ve got a collection of dad jokes that will make you groan and grin at the same time. Jokes About Prophets Why was the prophet arrested? Because he was caught trespassing in the Temple of Doom! […]
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