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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Kinda Funny, and the Outrageously…
Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Kinda Funny, and the Outrageously Hilarious Activist Jokes What do you call an activist who’s always on the move? A locomotion activist! Why did the activist get arrested? For protesting the status quo antebellum! Esophagus vs. December 27th Pun What’s the difference between your esophagus and December 27th? One’s a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Solo Poly Edition Solo Poly Dad Jokes What does a solo polyamorist do for a hobby? Solo dancing. Why did the solo polyamorist get elected to office? Because they had a lot of “represented” relationships. Witty Puns What do you call a belly button that’s a huge fan of the holiday season? […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan and Roll Your Eyes Activist Jokes Why did the activist get lost in the forest? Because he kept running into red tape! What do you call an activist who’s always protesting? A Sus-pect! Puns on Names What do you call a Russian activist named Larissa? A Larissa-vist! Why […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Good Mission Impossible Dad Jokes *Why did the mission director get a promotion? Because he was the best at leading the mission! *What do you call a mission director who’s always suspicious? An im-sus-tor! Puns Galore *What’s the best part of eating a palate? The taste bud! *Why was December […]
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Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes Galore! Missions Director Jokes What do you call a Missions Director who’s always on the lookout? A Sus-pect! Why did the Missions Director cross the road? To get to the other Sus-ide. Callisto/December 8th Pun Why is Callisto so hot on December 8th? Because it’s a Jovian Moon-day! Missions […]
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Dad Jokes: The Larissa Edition About Larissa Guess what Larissa’s favorite meal is? Sus-age! Why did Larissa become a librarian? Because she loved to sus-pend the books! Puns What do you call a sick stomach? A belly-ache Why was December 3rd in such a hurry? Because it wanted to be New Year’s Eve! Knock-Knock Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: A Canvas of Cringe and Chuckles Painting Pun-ishment What’s the worst thing about being a painter? – The brush with death. Sus-picious Paint Why was the painter arrested? – Because he was painting in a suspicious manner. Bladdered Pun What did the kid say after holding in his pee for too long? – […]
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Dad Joke Symphony: Ridiculous Rhythms and Punderful Puns Tai Chi-Related Dad Jokes What do you call a Tai Chi expert who’s always on edge? A Tai-chi-nickal! I tried to do Tai Chi with my dog, but he just kept barking at me. “Doggone it!” Suspect-Themed Dad Jokes Why was the Tai Chi instructor a suspect? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corny Capers of Comedy Criminal Capers Why did the detective go to the hardware store? To buy some crime-scene tape! What do you call a criminal who’s always on the run? A high-tailer! Sus-pect Jokes Why did the sus cook quit their job? Because they kept getting dough-pe! I guess you could […]
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Calling All Dad Joke Aficionados! Get ready for a rib-tickling excursion into the realm of dad jokes, where groan-worthy puns and laugh-out-loud quips collide. Doggone Good American Staffordshire Terrier Jokes Why did the American Staffordshire Terrier join the fire department? To combat arson! What’s the difference between an American Staffordshire Terrier and a suspicious character? […]
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Prepare to Get Buoy’d Up by These Dad Jokes! Sailing Jokes: Why did the sailor bring a hammer on his boat? To fix his mast-erpiece. What do you call a pirate that always suspects others? Captain Sus. Heart-Shaped Puns: Why did the heart get lost? Because it went the wrong way. How do hearts celebrate […]
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Papillon’s Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Best Papillon Jokes Why did Papillon get a pet butterfly? Because he wanted to Pap the butterfly. What do you call a Papillon that’s always getting into trouble? A sus-pect. Punny Jokes What do you call a sweat pore that’s always sweating? A sweat-y pore. What do you […]
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Dad Jokes for Graphic Designers: A Rollercoaster of Cringe and Laughs Hey there, design enthusiasts! Get ready for a chuckle-fest as we dive into the world of dad jokes tailored just for you. Brace yourself for a mix of eye-rolling puns and knee-slapping humor. Graphic Designer Dad Joke: The Not-So-Good Ones Why did the graphic […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Cringe and Chuckle Train Engineer Jokes: Why did the train engineer cross the tracks? To get to the other choo-choo! What do you call a train engineer who’s always getting lost? A sus-train engineer! Heart and October 24th Puns: What do you call a broken heart? A heartache! What do […]
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