You’ll love Cane Corso and Tubular in Bend Tubular, and more… Cane Corso: A Comprehensive Guide Breed Profile Cane Corsos, with their formidable stature and unwavering loyalty, are a captivating breed. Their massive size, muscular appearance, and typically black coat distinguish them. Their temperament blends gentle devotion towards family with territorial protectiveness. Living Conditions Optimal […]
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Dad Jokes for the Lazy, Unmotivated, and Uninspired Paddling with…
Dad Jokes for the Lazy, Unmotivated, and Uninspired Paddling with Puns and Dad Jokes Rafting Jokes: When the Current Flows Funny Rafting Joke: What do you call a raft full of potatoes? A tater tot! Tubular Joke: What do you call a raft made of old tires? A tubular tire-afting experience! Trachea and December 27th […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Dad Joke About Ba’al Shem Tov What do you call Ba’al Shem Tov’s favorite shape? A hex-agon! Tubular Joke Why did Ba’al Shem Tov invent the tubular? So he could wear his pants with flare! Pun Joke Why was Venus so upset on December 22nd? Because […]
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Dad-ly Delights: A Hodgepodge of Dreadful and Hilarious Jokes Firearms and Dad Jokes: A Match Made in Heaven… or Not “Why do I love my gun? Because it’s the only thing that can make a shooter feel better.” “What do you call a gun enthusiast who loves surfboards? A tubular shooter!” Pun Intended: From Bronchi […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good! Relationships: Against the Norm Why did the relationship between the coffee and the sugar end? Because they didn’t dissolve their differences. What do you call a relationship that starts out with a lot of fanfare but ends up falling flat? A tubular disaster. Bron-chial Jokes Why did the bronchioles […]
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Jokes That Will Make Your Kneecaps Weak Cartilage Quips Why did the cartilage get lost in the grocery store? Because it couldn’t find the right aisle! What do you call cartilage that’s shaped like a tube? Tubular cartilage! Tubular Trivia Why did the bronchi get a restraining order against December 8th? Because they were constantly […]
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Dad Joke Fiesta: Get Ready for Some Punny Delights! Langur Jokes: What do you call a langur that loves to hang out? A “lang around.” Why did the langur get lost? Because it couldn’t find its “tubular” way back. Nerve/December 3rd Puns: What do you call a skeleton without any nerves? A “spineless wonder.” What’s […]
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Dad’s Delightful Draw-spiracy Theories Drawing Dad Joke: Why did the artist get banned from the museum? Because he kept drawing outside the lines! Tubular Drawing Dad Joke: What did the surfer say to his surfboard after he finished drawing it? “You’re rad, dude!” Spinal Cord Pun: Why didn’t the spinal cord play in the band? […]
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Dad Jokes to Tickle Your Drawing Bone Pencil Punchline “What do you call a pencil that’s been in the sun too long?” “Sun-burned” Tubular Twist “Why did the artist paint a picture of a pipe?” “Because it was tubular!” Rear-End Relief “What do you call the end of November?” “Turkey rectum!” Knocking on Canvas “Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: The Laughing Gas of Foundation Foundation What do you call a house made entirely of concrete? A “solid” foundation! Why did the astronaut build a house on the moon? Because it didn’t have a good foundation on Earth! Tubular What do you call a pipe that can’t hold water? A “tubular failure”! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: Cardinals, Tubularity, and More Cardinal Jokes Why did the cardinal get a library card? To check out worm books! What do you call a cardinal who keeps falling off the branch? A tubular cardinal! Miranda/November 13th Pun What is Miranda doing on November 13th? Storing her Miranda rights! Cardinal Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. […]
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Dad Jokes: A Magnum Opus of Puns and Groans European Parliament MEP-eries Q: When do MEPs show their unity? A: When they all vote in the same tubular direction. Q: What do you call a MEP who’s always getting into trouble? A: A tubular delinquent. Veins or November 8th, Either One Is Fine Q: What […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Amusement Connoisseurs Blues Jokes Why did the blues musician get lost? Because he had a bad case of “key-nesia.” What do you call a blues band with no instruments? A cappella. Tubular Jokes Why did the plumber get a job at a music store? To play the tubular bells. Pun […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Making Everyone Cringe Hip Hop Dad Jokes: Why did the rapper take a nap? To catch some Zs before his album release. What do you call a rapper who can’t stop tripping? A stumble rap. “Tubular” Hip Hop Dad Jokes: What do you call a breakdancer with a radical […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Kids Groan Galatea Jokes Why did Galatea always get lost? Because she didn’t have any maps! What do you call a Galatea who loves to surf? A tubular statue! Oberon/October 25th Joke What do you call Oberon on October 25th? A Halloween fairy! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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