Blues explained Where to find Blues in uranus? Engaging Opening: “Amidst the thunderous applause, a voice from the audience soared, ‘Oh boy, those Blues musicians just know how to pluck the strings of our hearts!” Witty Humor: “Why do Blues musicians always wear scarlet? Because they’re the only ones who truly ‘get the Blues’! (Cue […]
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Dive into the Ocean of Hilarious Dad Jokes Dad Joke:…
Dive into the Ocean of Hilarious Dad Jokes Dad Joke: Triton Why did Triton get kicked out of the ocean? Because he was being a little tide-ious! Triton and Turnt Dad Joke What do you call a Triton who’s always partying? A sea-turntle! Pun: Gums or December 28th What do you call a Christmas tree […]
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Get Ready to Laugh with These Side-Splitting Dad Jokes Vinegar Jokes Why was the vinegar so mean? Because it was a bully. What do you call vinegar that’s been in the sun for too long? Turnt! Puns What do you call a clogged windpipe? A trachea-fic jam. What day comes after Christmas? Decem-bruh-ary 23rd! Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: Prepare for the Pun-ishment! Vegan Jokes What do you call a vegan who’s always bragging? A planta-show-off! Why did the vegan turn up? Because they were turnt to peas. Nipples and December 18th Jokes What do you call someone who’s always cold in December? A nip-slip. Why is December 18th the nipple of […]
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Spooktacular Dad Jokes for the Celestial Season Dim Jokes About Deimos Why is Deimos such a dim planet? Because it doesn’t have any bright ideas! What do you call Deimos when it’s all lit up? A glow stick! Deimos and the Turnt Crowd Why did Deimos get turned away from the rave? Because it wasn’t […]
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Dad Jokes: The Dish of the Day Fine Dining Dad Jokes: Why is fine dining like a bad haircut? Because it’s over-priced and leaves a sour aftertaste. What do you call a turnt fine dining experience? “Fancy drunk dining.” Puns on the Bladder and December 8th: My bladder is like December 8th, because it’s all […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pilates Edition and Beyond Pilates and Turnt “What do you call it when you do Pilates while feeling turnt?” “Pilates and chill.” “Why did the turnt Pilates instructor get confused?” “Because he couldn’t tell his abs from his glutes!” Tears of Joy or December Downers? “What does a tear duct call December […]
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Dad Joke Emporium: Moonlighting with Moons Dad Joke about Enceladus: Why is Enceladus such a good prankster? Because it likes to pull pranks on its neighbor, Saturn! Dad Joke about Enceladus and Turnt: Why did Enceladus get arrested at the club? Because it was caught dancing too hard and got “turnt up!” Pun Joke about […]
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Are You Ready for Some Knee-Slapping Dad Jokes? Knitting Jokes: What do you call a knitter who’s always on the move? A “rowdy” knitter! Why did the knitter turn down the offer? Because they were “yarned out”! Europa and November 24th Joke: What do Europa and November 24th have in common? They’re both “thanks moons […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Laugh) Sweet Treat Jokes How does a muffin get to the bakery? It rises! What’s a baker’s favorite coffee order? A knead for speed! Turnt Table Jokes What do you call a hipster that’s baked? A turnt-able! Why did the stoner cross the road? To […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Turn Your Cerebellum Around Cerebellum Cere-jokes Why did the cerebellum get turned around? Because it was a bit uncoordinated! Why did the cerebellum get turnt? Because it partied a little too hard at the neural network’s bash! Lungish Pun-ishment What do you call a lung that’s always giving advice? Lungs-giving! Cerebellum Knock-Knock […]
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Masterpieces from the Dad Joke Emporium Celebrity Spotlighting Why did Justin Timberlake get lost in the woods? Because he kept taking Byte Me-turns! Why did Taylor Swift get a new tour bus? Because the old one was 22. Pun-derful Turn-Ups What do you call a rapper who’s famous for his turnips? A turnt-ip artist! Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: Swine Divine Tired of the same old pig puns? Prepare for a hog-wild ride of dad jokes that will leave you squealing with laughter (or baconing your brains out). Pork Jokes Why did the pig get lost? Because he took the wrong fork! What do you call a pig that’s always partying? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Parathyroid Not-So-Hot Dad Jokes Parathyroid Joke: Why don’t parathyroid glands like smartphones? Because they can’t stay connected! Parathyroid and Turnt Joke: Why did the parathyroid gland get arrested? For being too turnt! Punderful Pun Eustachian Tube Pun: What do you call a clogged Eustachian tube? A trap-door-tube! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Stellar Edition Pluto: The Planet That’s Not Quite a Planet Not So Good: What do you call a planet that’s always getting picked on? Pluto (Planet punched-o)! Really Funny: Why did Pluto get kicked out of the solar system? Because it wasn’t planet-ary enough! Pluto and Turnt Turnt-Related: What do you call […]
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