You’ll love Korean and Veg out in Glendale Korean, Veg out, and more… Questions and Answers Basic Korean Q: What’s the first step to learning Korean? A: Learn the Korean alphabet (Hangeul). Q: How can I improve my grammar and vocabulary? A: Master basic grammar and vocabulary, and practice essential phrases and sentences. Advanced Korean […]
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Dad Joke Delights: A Stellar Guide to Space-Themed Silliness Ganymede-Related…
Dad Joke Delights: A Stellar Guide to Space-Themed Silliness Ganymede-Related Jokes Why did Ganymede get lost in the grocery store? Because it couldn’t find the Venus aisle! What do you call Ganymede after watching a movie? Veg-out-mede! Despina/December 28th Pun What do you call the moon of Neptune that arrives on the 28th day of […]
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Not-So-Good Dad Jokes You Didn’t Know You Needed Bonobo Blues Why don’t Bonobos make good soccer players? Because they’re always slipping on bananas! What do you call a Bonobo who loves to watch TV? A veg-out Bonobo! Pluto Problems What do you call Pluto when it’s not a planet? Your backyard! Why is December 23rd […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Guffaw Blood Jokes “Why did the vampire get a blood transfusion? Because he was feeling a little anemic!” “What do you call a vegetable that’s been sucked dry by a vampire? Veg out!” Pun Jokes “What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Larynx Laughs Why did the larynx lose its voice? Because it had a sore throat! What do you call a larynx that loves vegetables? A veg-out-ary gland! Small Intestine Surprise What do you call a small intestine that’s always causing trouble? A duodenum-head! December 13th Puns What […]
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Monkeying Around with Dad Jokes Yo, check this out! We’ve got a bunch of hilarious dad jokes waiting for you. Get ready to roll on the floor laughing! Howler Monkey Howlers What do you call a Howler monkey at a karaoke night? A mic drop king! Why did the vegetarian Howler monkey give up vegetables? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Surfing Jokes: Why did the surfer get a sunburn on his back? Because he didn’t have any sunblock… or a board! What do you call a surfer who can’t paddle out? A “veg out”! Kerberos/December 4th Joke: Why was Kerberos a bad guard dog for December 4th? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Language Edition Dad Jokes About Language Why couldn’t the bicycle smile? Because it was two tired! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Dad Jokes About Veg Out Why did the broccoli start a band? Because it wanted to rock ‘n’ roll! What do you call a vegetable that’s […]
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Indie-pendence Day: Dad Jokes Galore Indie Joke: Why did Indie go to the library? To check out some indie-pendent books! Indie and Veg Out Joke: What do you call Indie when he’s chilling on the couch? A veg-out indie-vidual! Earth or November 24th Joke: Why did Earth get arrested on November 24th? Because it was […]
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The Dad Joke Emporium: Where Ticklish Titters Reign Supreme Get ready to polish your pearly whites because we’re about to delve into the hilarious realm of dad jokes! These brain-bending puns and outlandish one-liners will leave you grinning like a Cheshire cat. Town Supervisor Edition What do you call a town supervisor who loves gardening? […]
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Saddle Up for Some Hoof-Hearted Humor Dad Joke about Horseback Riding: Why did the horse feel so proud? Because he had a high neigh-m of confidence. Veg-Out Horseback Riding Joke: What do you call a horse that loves vegetables? A broccoli-rider! Europa/November 14th Pun: Why was Europa so cold? Because it’s far away from the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Official Language of Lieutenant Governors Lieutenant Governor Jokes “What’s the best way for a Lieutenant Governor to relax? Veg out in their chair.” “What do you call a Lieutenant Governor who likes to garden? A veg-etarian.” Puns Galore “What do you call a Lieutenant Governor who’s lost all their money? Vein-ished!” “What […]
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Dad Jokes Hall of Shame… and Fame! Dad jokes: sometimes they hit, sometimes they miss. But either way, they’re sure to make you roll your eyes or chuckle involuntarily. Here are a few gems that will leave you shaking your head and laughing at the same time: Capuchin Monkey Jokes “Why did the Capuchin monkey […]
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Dad Jokes: The Official Congressional Comedy Goldmine 435 Ways to Make You Groan Why did the House Representative switch to a vegetarian diet? Because he wanted to “veg out” during sessions. What do you call a Representative who loves vegetables? A veggie-tarian! Phoebe on October 30th Phoebe: “What do you call the day before Halloween?” […]
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Freediving Dad Jokes Freediving: – What do you call a freediver with no equipment? A bottom feeder! Veg Out: – What do you call a freediver who loves vegetables? A bottom-feeder vegetarian! Hair Follicles: – Why did the freediver get a haircut? To reduce his follicle drag! October 25th: – What’s the best day to […]
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