Why you simply must checkout Tick in Florence Tick – Everything you need to know! Weather Witch’s Wild Forecast Causes Commotion In a bizarre turn of events, the infamous Wicked Witch of the West has sought employment as a weather reporter but was swiftly dismissed after predicting a peculiar meteorological phenomenon: a “tornado of flying […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Wickedly Funny…
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Wickedly Funny Pilot Jokes Why did the pilot get lost? Because he didn’t have a flight plan! What do you call a pilot who can never land? A wicked witch! Galatea/December 28th Pun Why did Galatea refuse to go outside on December 28th? Because she was afraid […]
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Dad Jokes: Pug-nacious Humor for the Canine Connoisseur Pug Jokes Why did the pug cross the road? To get to the other Pug-side. What do you call a pug that’s always getting into trouble? A Wicker-pugger. Tear Duct/December 23rd Puns What do you call tear ducts that are always crying? December 23rd (tear-jerker). Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Fries with Laughter About French Fries Why did the French fry go to the doctor? Because it was feeling fry-ed! What do you call a French fry that’s always in trouble? A French Fry-day! Dad Jokes for Wicked Fans Why did Elphaba eat so many fries? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: A Pun-derful Dive into the Not-So-Good Bladder Jokes Why did the bladder get in trouble? Because it couldn’t hold it in any longer! What do you call a bladder that’s always leaking? A wicked bladder! Bone Jokes What do you get when you cross a dog with a mathematician? An A-bone-imation! Why didn’t […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Chihuahua With Laughter Chihuahua Joke #1: Why are Chihuahuas such good dancers? Because they have lots of “pawtential!” Chihuahua Joke #2 (Wicked-Themed): What do you call a Chihuahua that’s been cursed to freeze in place? A “wicked witch’s freezer-huahua!” Pun Joke: What do you call a satellite that orbits […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musophobia Edition Musophobia: Fear of Mice What do you call a mouse with a smoking habit? A smouse! Why did the Wicked Witch of the West sign up for therapy? She was struggling with “mousophobia.” Pun Time with Jupiter and December 4th What’s the best way to survive a Jupiter attack? Just […]
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Dive into the Cockpit of Dad Jokes! Buckle Up for Plane-tastic Puns Why did the plane get lost? Because it was navigated by a wingman! What do you call a plane that sings Broadway musicals? A Wicked Flyer! Get Ready for a Statue-Sque Pun Why was the statue of Galatea so cold? Because she was […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roar with Glee Hydrophobia: Fear of Water What do you call a hydrophobic fish? A scared-fin! Why did the hydrophobe avoid the Wicked Witch of the West? Because she had a water bucket! Pun Intended What did Pluto say to November 24th? “It’s my planet-versary!” Knock-Knock Knock knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cringeworthy and the Hilarious Animal Antics Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? A: An irrelephant! Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef! Wickedly Wicked Q: Why did Glinda love animals? A: Because she was a kind-hearted “elk-ie”! Oberon and November 19th Puns […]
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Come on In, Let’s Laugh about Sport! When it comes to dad jokes, the world of sport offers a whole new playing field for cringeworthy wit. Here are a few that will make you groan or giggle, depending on your tolerance for groan-inducing humor: Sporty Dad Joke: “What do you call a basketball player who […]
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Dad Jokes for Ethical Non-Monogamy Enthusiasts Ethical Non-Monogamy and Love Triangles Why do ethical non-monogamous relationships thrive in Love Triangles? Because it cancels out the need for trigonometry! Wickedly Ethical What’s the Wicked joke about ethical non-monogamy? It’s a “Defying Gravity” situation where different partners “spiral into each other’s arms, endlessly.” Oil Glands and Dad […]
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Welcome to the Dad Joke Emporium, where puns and groaners reign supreme! Electrician Dad Jokes: Q: What do you call an electrician who’s always getting shocked? A: A live wire! Q: Why did the electrician start a Wicked obsession? A: Because he’s got that Defying Gravity thing down! Tear-jerking Pun Jokes: Q: Why did the […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan and Giggle Akita Jokes What do you call an Akita that’s always getting into trouble? A pup-pet! Why did the Akita join the cast of “Wicked”? Because they wanted to be the dog of Oz! Punny Jokes What do you call a urinary tract infection on October 30th? A […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Cry with Laughter (or Shame) Hypothalamus Humor What do you call a hypothalamus that’s always hot? A thermo-head! Why did the hypothalamus join Wicked? Because it wanted to be part of the ElphaBA crew! Pun-derful Puns Why was the sweat gland so embarrassed? Because it got caught sweating the […]
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