Pasta and Woke explained Pasta vs. Woke Pithy Pasta Jokes: Pasta gone rogue: A penne for its crimes! Woke pasta: Alfredo awakening! Tardy pasta: Manteca-late! Pasta at your service: Pasta la vista, baby! Woke pasta to overcooked pasta: You’re so al dente! Pasta Trivia: Whole-wheat and ancient grain pasta: The healthy pasta revolution. Barilla: A […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Aerophobia:…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Aerophobia: Fear of Flying Why did the pilot refuse to fly in December? Because he was afraid of crashing into a sleigh** Why did the woke flyer get banned from the airport? Because he kept protesting the “plane” old way of flying! Heart/Christmas What do you […]
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Sharpen Your Wit with These Pointless Yet Poignant Dad Jokes Aichmophobia Edition Fear of needles? It’s called aichmophobia. And here’s a joke for that: Why did the aichmophobe cross the road? To get to the other side of the syringe! Woke and Pointed Woke culture has its own spin on aichmophobia: Why did the woke […]
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Paw-some Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl Dog Training Dad Jokes Why did the dog need a tutor? Because he was having paws-itive trouble with his commands! What do you call a woke dog? A social paw-justice warrior. Kidney and December 14th Pun Jokes What do you call an extremely small kidney? A bean-y […]
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Dad Jokes: Renal Rhapsody Renal Riff: – Why did the kidneys cross the road? To get to the other pee! Woke Wisdom: – What do you call a woke kidney? A UN-in-a-box! Gumdrop Goofiness: – What’s pink and makes your breath smell bad? A boxing kangaroo! (Get it? “Gums” and “December 10th” — “10th” = […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: The Not-So-Good, the Really Funny, and Everything in Between Imam-agine That! What do you call a woke Imam? An Imam-ginatively inclusive leader. Spinal Cordy Why did the spinal cord get upset on December 5th? Because it was paralyzed with indecision! Knock-Knock Knock, knock. Who’s there? Imam. Imam who? Imam a hurry, let […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Out Loud Ornithophobia: Fear of Birds Why are ornithophobes so bad at hide-and-seek? Because they’re always looking up! What do you call an ornithophobe who’s into social justice? Woke-nophobia! Hair Puns and November 30th What do you call someone who gets lost in their own head? […]
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Prepare Yourself for the Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza! Apple Jokes: What do you call an Apple that’s stuck in a tree? A fruity sit-uation! Why did the woke Apple get banned from the orchard? Because it was spreading its seeds of knowledge too freely! Punny Jokes: What do you call a small intestine that’s obsessed […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Religious Puns Why did the Mufti cross the road? To issue a fatwa on pedestrianism. What do you call a Mufti who’s always awake? Woke-fatwa! Punny Names and Dates What do you call a Russian woman named Larissa who’s always complaining? A Larissa-saurus Rex! Why is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Bus Driver Edition Bus Driver Jokes “Why did the bus driver put on scuba gear? Because he wanted to drive an aqua-bus!” “What do you call a bus driver who’s always getting lost? A detour-icted driver!” Bus Driver and Woke Jokes “What’s a woke bus driver’s favorite saying? ‘Stay bussy, be woke!’” […]
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Knead Some Laughs? Get Bready with These Dad Jokes Bread-centric Chuckles: Why did the baker get a loaf of bread? Because he was kneaded it! What do you call woke bread? Rye-t-consciousness. Heart-felt Puns: What do you call a heart attack in November? A 10th-heart attack. Knock-Knock Humor: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bread. Bread who? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and Absolutely Horrible #HornyWomenDadJokes Alert Q: What do you call a woman with a lot of horns? A: A horny cow! Q: What do you call a horny woman who’s also super woke? A: A woke-horned feminist! Punny Dad Jokes Q: What’s another name for 5th of November? A: […]
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Dad Jokes: The Tuna Salad Spectacular Fin-tastic Tuna Salad Jokes Why did the tuna salad become a comedian? Because it was “reel”-y funny! How do you make tuna salad woke? By adding “ahi”-wareness! Styx-y Pun and Spooky Knock-Knock What do you call a river that flows through a cemetery? Styx! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tuna […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Guffaw Pepper Jokes What do you call a pepper that’s always getting into trouble? A trouble-maker! Why did the pepper get arrested? For being too “woke”! Nipple Jokes What do you call a nipple with perfect pitch? A high C-note. Why don’t you make eye contact with […]
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Dad Jokes: High Stakes Humor Acrophobia: Fear of Heights “What do you call a person who’s afraid of heights? A cliff-hanger!” “Why did the woke activist refuse to skydive? They couldn’t handle the altitude of privilege!” Pun-tastic October 22nd “Why did the skeleton get lost on October 22nd? To-boot-ee!” Knock-Knock “Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Acrophobia!” […]
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