Dad Jokes: The Bench Edition
Supreme Court Justices: Holder of the Highest Jokes
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Heard about the Supreme Court Justice who lost his gavel? He had to adjourn because he couldn’t judge!
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Did you hear about the Cheugy Supreme Court Justice? He still tapes law school lectures to his Walkman.
Stomach/November 30th Punny
- Why did the stomach decide to take a day off on November 30th? Because it was “too stuffed” to work!
Knock-Knock, It’s the Supreme Court
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Courthouse.
- Courthouse who?
- Courthouse ruled in my favor!
Cheugy-Related Dad Joke
- What do you call a Cheugy Supreme Court Justice? A “benched Boomer.”
Political Antics
During a heated Senate debate, a senator accused a Supreme Court Justice of being “out of touch with reality.” The Justice calmly replied, “Your Honor, I assure you, I am well-grounded in legal principles.”
Random Riddle
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
Answer: A bed
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re the groan of your life!
Expansive Summary
From the corners of the Supreme Court to the halls of November 30th, dad jokes reign supreme. They tickle our funny bones, entertain the masses, and even offer a glimpse into the quirky side of the legal profession. Whether you’re a fan of puns, Knock-Knock jokes, or random riddles, there’s a dad joke out there for everyone. And if you don’t find them funny, well, at least they’re dad-gummit short!