Brace Yourself for the Earth-Shattering Dad Joke Avalanche!
Tell me a Dad Joke about Earth!
Why is Earth the best planet?
Because it has life on it!
Chill Out with Another Earth-Related Dad Joke
What do you call an Earth that’s always cold?
A “chill” Earth!
Punny Hyperion/December 17th Joke
What does a Hyperion say to December 17th?
“I’m a Saturn-day!”
Knock-Knock Earth Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Earth.
Earth who?
Earth to Moon, come in!
Related Dad Joke about Chill Out
Why did the Earth get a cold?
Because it wasn’t wearing its space suit!
Anecdote: Earth in Politics
In a heated debate about environmental policy, a politician declared, “We need to protect Earth, our only planet!”
A dad in the audience quipped, “Yes, let’s not put all our eggs in one basket-ball!”
Random Joke/Riddle
What has keys but no locks, a space but no room, and can enter but can’t exit?
A keyboard!