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Dad Jokes and Ocean Moons: A Cosmic Comedy Celestial Convergence
Tethys Tidal Tomfoolery
Why do Tethys and the Moon get along so well?
Because they’re both in the same tide.
Why did Tethys join a swimming competition?
To be the high-tide jumper!
Enceladus and November Puns
What do you call an Enceladus on election day?
An eight-tusker November!
Tethys’s Knock-Knock Misadventure
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tethys.
Tethys who?
Tethys with a lot of ice, how about Hugh?
Highkey Humor
Why did Highkey become a politician?
Because it wanted to raise tides.
Tethys in Politics: A Tail of Tides
In a recent political debate, Tethys proudly claimed, “I’ve always been on the right side of the tide.”
Universal Laughter
Why did the universe laugh?
Because it heard Saturn’s rings!
What do you call a planet made of cheese?
Ch-earth!