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Dad Jokes for the Ethical Non-Monogamy Enthusiast
Ethical Non-Monogamy Jokes
- Why is ethical non-monogamy like a good soup? Because it’s all about sharing and being open with what’s in your bowl.
- What do you call ethical non-monogamy in the animal kingdom? A harem of happiness.
Catch You on the Flip Side Dad Jokes
- “Catch you on the flip side!”
“Later, alligator.”
Nose or December 17th Puns
- What do you call a nose that’s always in someone else’s business? A nosy nose.
- What’s the difference between December 17th and a nose? One is a day, the other you pick.
Ethical Non-Monogamy Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ethics.
Ethics who?
Ethics is an important aspect of non-monogamous relationships!
Catch You on the Flip Side Dad Joke
- “Catch you on the flip side!”
“I’ll see you on the other side of the relationship, where things just work better.”
Ethical Non-Monogamy in Politics
In a political debate, a candidate was asked about his stance on ethical non-monogamy. He replied with a sly grin, “I believe in an open government, but I’m not sure it should extend to the bedroom.”
Random Dad Joke
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re the best!