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Dad Jokes from the Cosmos
Deimos Delights:
- What’s Deimos’s favorite sport?
Bowling, because it’s always trying to strike Earth! - Why did Deimos get lost in Ohio?
Because it couldn’t find Deimon!
Mimas and November Shenanigans:
- What’s a dwarf with a bad memory called?
Mimas. (Minus memory… get it?)
Knock, Knock (on Deimos’s Door):
- Knock, knock
- Who’s there?
- Deimos
- Deimos who?
- Deimos give you a cushion because you look like you could use a lift!
Ohio Antics:
- Why did the Ohioan cross the road?
To get to the other side, but then they got lost…
Deimos in Politics:
- Deimos is running for president. What’s his campaign slogan?
“Vote for me, and I’ll moon Mars!”
Bonus Joke:
- What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
Expansive Summary:
Let’s face it, space is full of dad jokes. From Deimos’s bowling antics to the memory lapses of Mimas, there’s no shortage of celestial humor. Even the vast reaches of Ohio and the solemn remembrance of November 11th can’t escape the dad joke abyss. Political campaigns and cosmic adventures alike become ripe for laughter when the dad joke bug strikes. So, embrace the absurdity, roll with the puns, and let these celestial dad jokes ignite your inner comedian!