Contents
- 1 Dad Jokes Galore: School Board Edition
- 1.1 School Board Member Jokes
- 1.2 Uranus and November Jokes
- 1.3 Knock-Knock Joke
- 1.4 Peachy Jokes
- 1.5 Funny Anecdote
- 1.6 Riddle
- 1.7 When Dad Jokes Attack: A Canine Comedy Hour Paw-some Dad...
- 1.8 Mayonnaise Mania: Jokes That Will Leave You Shaking Your Head...
- 1.9 Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cackle Like a Cockatoo...
Dad Jokes Galore: School Board Edition
School Board Member Jokes
Q: What do you call a school board member who’s always making fruit jokes?
A: Peachy!
Q: What did the school board member say to the principal after a long day?
A: “I’m board certified to kick back and relax!”
Uranus and November Jokes
Q: What do you get when you throw a piano down a Uranus well?
A: Low B flat!
Q: What’s the best time to visit Uranus?
A: November 29th!
Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
School board member
School board member who?
School board member if you’re not laughing at these jokes!
Peachy Jokes
Q: Why did the peachy school board member get a standing ovation?
A: Because he made everyone sit up and take notice!
Q: What do you call a peachy school board member who’s always in a good mood?
A: A sweet board member!
Funny Anecdote
In a political debate, a school board member was asked about his stance on school funding. He replied, “I believe in giving every school an equal opportunity to succeed, whether it’s a public school, private school, or prison school.”
Riddle
Q: What has a head and tail but no body?
A: A coin!