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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (In a Good Way)
What do you call a Hyperion employee who’s always getting lost?
- A Hyper-ion-diverted
Why did the Hyperion employee get a job at Square?
- Because they wanted to be square…with their work!
What do you call a group of people near me who are waiting for December 7th?
- A Pearl Harbor
Knock knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hyperion.
- Hyperion who?
- Hyperion, you’re not getting in! We’re full.
Why is Square like a dad joke?
- It’s so bad, but you can’t help but laugh.
Anecdote about Hyperion in Politics:
Did you hear about the Hyperion employee who ran for office? Their campaign slogan was: “Vote for me, I’ll light up your world!”
Random Joke:
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
- A pouch potato
Joke Synthesis
These dad jokes about Hyperion, Square, near-me events, and December 7th are sure to bring a smile to your face and make you appreciate the art of bad jokes. Whether they’re groan-worthy or genuinely funny, they offer a lighthearted way to connect with others and share some laughs.
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