Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyeballs… Or Groan (in a Good Way)
Gerascophobia: The Fear of Growing Old
- Why are people with gerascophobia always in a hurry to get to the gym? Because they don’t want to be caught dead on the treadmill!
- What do you call a person with gerascophobia who’s into psychedelics? A far-out freak!
Hair-Raising Puns
- What do you call a hair salon on December 21st? Winter solstice!
Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Gerascophobia.
- Gerascophobia who?
- I’m just kidding, you’re never going to lose your looks!
Far-Out Dad Jokes
- Why did the astronaut with gerascophobia go to the Moon? Because he heard it was the “Apollo”gee for him!
Political Punchlines
In a political debate, a candidate with gerascophobia exclaimed, “I’m not afraid of getting old! I’m just afraid of losing my youth!” The audience erupted in laughter, proving that even the scariest of fears can be defused with a good dad joke.
Bonus: Riddle
What has a neck but no head, arms but no hands, and a body but no legs? A shirt!
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