“Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning and Laughter” Home Cooking…

“Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning and Laughter”

Home Cooking Dad Jokes

• Why did the chef throw out the recipe? Because it was a mis-steak!
• What do you call a hip bone with no meat on it? A hip-ster!

Aquatically Inclined Pun

• Why did Ariel get a cavity? Because she ate too much December 2nd!

Knock-Knock Joke:

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Lettuce.
  Lettuce who?
  Lettuce in, I’m starving!

Hip-Related Dad Jokes

• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• What did the crippled hipster say while getting out of his car? “Lift me up, daddy!”

Home Cooking in Politics

Once upon a time, a politician was asked about his favorite home-cooked meal. He replied, “My wife’s broccoli casserole. It’s so bad, it’s a political scandal!”

Random Joke/Riddle

• Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!

Dad Joke About Dad Jokes

• What do you call a dad joke that’s always funny? A dad-gummit good one!