Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious
Non-Mainstream Relationship Dept.
- Why did the hipster couple move to the suburbs? Because they wanted to be non-conformists in a mainstream setting.
- What do you call a long-distance relationship with a jive talker? A “five-and-dime” relationship.
Punny Business
- What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always in a bad mood? A lymph-y punk.
- What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a doctor? A merry Christmas and a checkup from your neck up!
Knock, Knock!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Non-mainstream.
Non-mainstream who?
Non-mainstream getting boring around here, let’s mix it up!
Dad Joke About Jive
- My friend said he was going to steal a Jive dictionary… He had a “word on the street” about it.
Political Humor
- A non-mainstream politician was trying to win over a rural town. He asked the town’s mayor, “Do you think I have a chance of winning here?” The mayor replied, “You might, but it would be a landslide victory.”
Random Ridiculousness
- How do you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark.
Expansive Summary
From hipster couples to jive-talking relationships, this article has explored the hilarious world of dad jokes. Whether you’re dealing with moody lymph vessels or wondering what Santa brings to a doctor’s appointment, these jokes are here to make you chuckle. So next time you need a laugh, remember these gems and embrace the dad joke spirit in all its glory!
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