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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Juice and Bet Extravaganza
Juice Jokes
- What do you call orange juice that’s been in the fridge too long? Pulp fiction.
- Why did the orange juice go to jail? Because it got caught in a “squeeze”.
Bet-Related Juice Joke
- Why did Bet get kicked out of the juice bar? Because she was being a “sourpuss”.
Mars-December Pun
- What do Mars and December 12th have in common? They’re both red and the year’s end (year’s end).
Knock-Knock Joke about Juice
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Juice.
- Juice who?
- Juice can’t talk, it’s not a person!
Related Bet Joke
- What do you call a lying bettor? A flip-flopper!
Juicy Political Anecdote
In a political debate, a candidate promised to “squeeze out every drop” of corruption. However, after being elected, he seemed to have “gotten watered down” by the political establishment.
Random Joke/Riddle
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re the fruit of our loafing!
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