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Dad Jokes: Your Ticket to Cosmic Comedy
Futurama’s Follies
- Why was Fry hesitant to go to the moon? He didn’t want to get his hopes up…and then get left on Mars.
- What do you call a pizza served on a spaceship? Extraterrestrial Dough-mino’s!
Punishment Time
- What do you call a horse with no palate? A neigh-bor!
- Why did the Grinch dislike December 17th? Because it was too close to Ho-Ho-Ho-Day!
Knock, Knock: Futurama Style
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Zoidberg.
- Zoidberg who?
- You don’t have any bodies to tend to?
Whatever, Dad
- What’s the difference between a dad joke and a toothache? One hurts and the other…also hurts.
- Why did the dad refuse to take his son to the Whatever Festival? Because it was an “everything” festival, and he didn’t want to “bring nothing” to it!
Futurama in Politics
In a recent political debate, one candidate quipped, “I’m pro-Fry, because he’s not a quitter. He’s been cryogenically frozen for 1000 years, and he’s still willing to fight the good fight!”
The Final Frontier: Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re outright groaner-nautlers!
- What do you get when you cross a dad joke with a bad pun? An unbearable disgrace!
Bonus Joke:
What’s the difference between a fish with no eyes and a fish with no eyes? Fsh.