Dad Jokes So Bad, They’ll Make You Laugh or Cry (Or Both!) Bladder Jokes Why did the bladder go to the doctor? Because it couldn’t hold it together! What do you call a bladder that’s too hard to ignore? A dummy-hard bladder! Ocean Puns What did one...
Dad Jokes: A Celestial Collection Ganymede’s Celestial Dad Joke Why is Ganymede the smoothest of Jupiter’s moons? Because it’s always orbiting the gas giant! Simping Dad Joke What do you call a moon that’s head over heels for Jupiter? A...
Dad Jokes: The Canvas of Cringe and Comedy Painting Puns: What do you call a lazy painter? A brush hog. Why did the painter get in trouble? Because he was caught drawing a blank. What does a painter use to hold their brush? A canvas clutch. Tooth or December 5th Puns:...
The Funniest and Not-So-Funny Dad Jokes You’ve Ever Heard Aerobics Jokes Why did the aerobic instructor cross the road? To get to the other thigh! What do you call a person who loves aerobics but is terrible at it? A simp-ton. Pun Joke Why did December 5th feel...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the “Busted” Baked Goods Bonanza What do you call bread that’s baked in a spaceship? Crustronaut! I’ve got a muffin you can’t resist. It’s so delicious, it’s bussin’! Bussin’ Bound...
Dad Jokes: Punk and Ghosted Edition Punk-tastic Puns What do you call a punk rocker who’s always late? A deadliner! Why was the punk rocker arrested? For ghosted-ing his victims! Cerberus and December 5th Puns What do you call the three-headed dog guarding the...
Prepare Yourself for the Dad Joke Bonanza You Never Knew You Needed Dad Jokes on Latin America Why did the Latin American chef use so many spices? Because he wanted his food to have a “Mexican feel-good” factor! What do you call a laid-back Latin American?...
The Pun-derful World of Dad Jokes Tell me a Dad Joke about Babes: Why are babies such good dancers? Because they’re always rockin’ the crib! Another Dad Joke about Babes related to Salty: What do you call a baby with a salty mouth? A salty babe! Pun Joke...
Dad Jokes Galore: The Not-So-Good, the Really Funny, and Everything in Between Imam-agine That! What do you call a woke Imam? An Imam-ginatively inclusive leader. Spinal Cordy Why did the spinal cord get upset on December 5th? Because it was paralyzed with indecision!...
Dad Jokes: Certified Pun-tastic Hotdog Dad Jokes Why did the hotdog refuse to go to the party? Because it wasn’t allowed to bring its bun-ster. What do you call a hotdog that does yoga? A flexdog! Lymph Vessel Pun Why are lymph vessels so important? Because...
